Quotes from ‘The Friendship Contraction’

The Friendship Contraction

'The Friendship Contraction' - Season 5, Episode 15

When Leonard grows tired of Sheldon's selfish demands, he terminates the roommate agreement and downgrades their friendship. Meanwhile, Wolowitz tries to pick his own astronaut nickname.

Air Date: February 2, 2012.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I would have been here sooner but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: You call that a glow stick? *Pulls out a Lightsaber* That is a glow stick!

Quote from Penny

Penny: Sheldon, that's not what girlfriends are for. Although you don't use them for what they're for, so what do I know?

Astronaut Mike Massimino: No problem, Froot Loops.

Quote from Raj

Raj: They don't call me Brown Dynamite for nothin'.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Wine and a girl in the dark. He's going to be bored out of his mind.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: Oh, great! I get to spend another night in front of our apartment dressed like one of the Village People.
Sheldon: You make that joke every three months and I still don't get it.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: To amend the words of Toy Story, you have not got a friend in me.

Quote from Raj

Howard: You can't do "Buzz." Buzz is taken.
Raj: Buzz Lightyear is not real.
Howard: No, that's not what I'm talking about.
Raj: Well, are you talking about when he thought he was real?
Howard: No.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Rise and shine sleepy head, half the town probably is dead.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: You're my girlfriend and you're not going to cater to my every need? Where'd the magic go?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: It took me a gallon of urine to get that water!

Quote from Howard

Howard: I got pretty exciting NASA news today. Next week I fly to Houston for orientation and zero-gravity elimination drills.
Penny: What does that mean?
Bernadette: He's gonna to learn to poop in space.
Howard: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Raj: Maybe your nickname should be "Brown Dynamite."

Quote from Leonard

Raj: Why do you put six sugars in your coffee?
Leonard: Because the cafeteria doesn't offer little packets of methamphetamine.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: Sheldon, Canada is not going to invade California.
Sheldon: Yeah, really? You think those hippies in Washington and Oregon can stop them?

Quote from Mrs. Wolowitz

Mrs Wolowitz: Howard, your Froot Loops are getting soggy!

Quote from Leonard

Penny: Anyway, you want to make out?
Leonard: I thought because our relationship was in a beta test, you wanted to take things slow?
Penny: Okay. Do you want to make out slow?
Leonard: I can go so slow. It'll be like there's a snail in your mouth.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: I have to get a lock for my door.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Uh oh, hypothetical aftershock. (Sheldon grabs Leonard and pushes him over) And that's why we wear hard-hats.

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