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Quotes from ‘The Date Night Variable’

The Date Night Variable

'The Date Night Variable' - Season 6, Episode 1

A lonely Raj interrupts Sheldon & Amy's and Leonard & Penny's dates. Meanwhile, Howard and his mother are arguing, even as he's 220 miles above earth in the International Space Station.

Air Date: September 27, 2012.

Quote from Sheldon

Amy: Sheldon, you either say something meaningful and from the heart, or you and I are done.
Sheldon: All right. Please. Amy, when I look in your eyes and you're looking back in mine, everything feels not quite normal. I feel stronger and weaker at the same time. I feel excited and, at the same time, terrified. The truth is, I don't know what I feel, except I know what kind of man I want to be.
Amy: Sheldon, that was beautiful.
Sheldon: I should hope so, that's from the first Spider-Man movie.
Amy: I'll take it.

4.5

Quote from Amy

Amy: If Sheldon proposed to me during sex, my ovaries would grab onto him and never let go.

4.5

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Now, where do you stand on it?
Leonard: Where do you stand on it?
Sheldon: Strongly pro.
Leonard: Then I believe that God created the world in 6 days and on the 7th he made you to annoy me.

4.3

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: When I look into your eyes, and you look into mine, I don't feel quite normal. I feel stronger and weaker at the same time. I feel excited and I feel terrified, and honestly I don't know what I'm feeling but I know the kind of man I want to be.

4.3

Quote from Mrs. Wolowitz

Mrs. Wolowitz I'm not going near that fakakta thing. I'll catch a computer virus.
Howard: You can't catch a computer virus.
Mrs. Wolowitz Oh, so now you're an astronaut and a doctor?

4

Quote from Mrs. Wolowitz

Mrs. Wolowitz: Wives don't take boys from their mothers.

4

Quote from Howard

Wolowitz: I'm not going back!

3.6

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