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The Big Bang Theory: Season 9 DVD

The Big Bang Theory: Season 9 DVD

The ninth season of The Big Bang Theory is coming soon to DVD and Blu-ray. Enjoy all twenty-four episodes of the latest season all over again with new bonus features.

US Release date: Tuesday, September 13

Pre-order Season 9 on DVD from Amazon.com

Quotes from ‘The Date Night Variable’

The Date Night Variable

'The Date Night Variable' - Season 6, Episode 1

A lonely Raj interrupts Sheldon & Amy's and Leonard & Penny's dates. Meanwhile, Howard and his mother are arguing, even as he's 220 miles above earth in the International Space Station.

Air Date: September 27, 2012.

Quote from Mrs. Wolowitz

Mrs. Wolowitz I'm not going near that fakakta thing. I'll catch a computer virus.
Howard: You can't catch a computer virus.
Mrs. Wolowitz Oh, so now you're an astronaut and a doctor?

Quote from Amy

Amy: If Sheldon proposed to me during sex, my ovaries would grab onto him and never let go.

Quote from Sheldon

Amy: Sheldon, that was beautiful.
Sheldon: I should hope so, that's from the first Spider-Man movie.
Amy: I'll take it.

Quote from Mrs. Wolowitz

Mrs. Wolowitz: Wives don't take boys from their mothers.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: I know what the anthropic principle is.
Sheldon: Of course. I just explained it to you. Now, where do you stand on it?
Leonard: Where do you stand on it?
Sheldon: Strongly pro.
Leonard: Then I believe that God created the world in six days and on the seventh he made you to annoy me.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Amy, when I look in your eyes and you're looking back in mine, everything feels not quite normal. Because I feel stronger and weaker at the same time. I feel excited and, at the same time, terrified. The truth is, I don't know what I feel, except I know what kind of man I want to be.

Quote from Penny

Peny: So, does Sheldon have anything special planned for you tomorrow night?
Amy: Oh, yes. According to the relationship agreement, on the anniversary of our first date, he must take me to a nice dinner, ask about my day, and engage in casual physical contact that a disinterested onlooker might mistake for intimacy.
Penny: That's hot. You kids better use protection.

Quote from Howard

Dimitri: What are you gonna do when you get back to Earth?
Wolowitz: Oh, I'm never going back.

Quote from Sheldon

Amy: Have I ever told you you're like a sexy praying mantis?
Sheldon: Every time you drink alcohol.

Quote from Amy

Amy: I can't believe I bleached my moustache for this.

Quote from Sheldon

Raj: Waiter? A bottle of champagne and three glasses. Oh boy, isn't this romantic?
Sheldon: Oh, I hope that's a rhetorical question, because I have no clue.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: I got all your favorites. Beer, wings, sliders. We can watch the football game. I even painted my stomach.
Penny: Go Sports?
Leonard: Well, in case you were in the mood for football, I didn't want to look ridiculous.

Quote from Raj

Raj: You know, I'm growing to like American football.
Penny: Yeah, it's fun, isn't it?
Raj: Well, it's not the balls-to-the-wall action of badminton or cricket, but hey, what is?

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