Quotes from ‘The Habitation Configuration’

The Habitation Configuration

'The Habitation Configuration' - Season 6, Episode 7

Sheldon finds himself stuck in the middle of an argument between his girlfriend Amy and friend Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Howard struggles with moving out of his mother's house.

Air Date: November 8, 2012.

Quote from Mrs. Wolowitz

Mrs. Wolowitz Howard, help, my hand's stuck in the garbage disposal.
Howard: Let go of whatever piece of food you're holding.
Mrs. Wolowitz Are you kidding? It's a perfectly good chicken leg.

Quote from Wil Wheaton

Wil Wheaton: Problem, first time director?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Someday scientists will discover that second X chromosome contains nothing but nonsense and twaddle.

Quote from Amy

Amy: And action.
Wil Wheaton: And cut! You realize I'm doing this for free, right?
Amy: Yes, and so far we're still not getting our money's worth.

Quote from Wil Wheaton

Wil Wheaton: Listen, Sheldon. I'm really happy to do this for you, but not if she's going to be a huge pain in the ass the whole time.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Ooh, now that is a treat that's hard to beat. Get the Mad Hatter on the horn. I'm having a tea party!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Eat one of your Luna bars. Very often when women think they're angry, they're really just hungry.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: *knock knock knock* Amy.
*knock knock knock* Amy
*knock knock knock* Angry Amy.

Quote from Wil Wheaton

Wil Wheaton: No offence, but I've been acting since I was a kid. I think I can handle a web show without a lot of direction.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: *knock knock knock* Wil Wheaton!
*knock knock knock* Wil Wheatn! Wait, how many was that?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: My fists are not up because I'm milking a giant invisible cow.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Amy, I can't just ask Wil Wheaton to leave. He's a minor celebrity. Once you explain who he is, many people recognize him.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Wow, Amy's mad and Leonard was right. What a weird day.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Hey, sorry this took so long. But you used to work here, you know how it is.
Bernadette: Kitchen slammed again?
Penny: No, I'm a terrible waitress, remember?

Quote from Howard

Howard: Boy, if these walls could talk.
Leonard: They'd say, why does he touch himself so much?
Howard: Yeah.

Quote from Penny

Sheldon: Penny, if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to have a conversation about girls.
Penny: I had a weird feeling we'd have a talk like this sooner or later. Are you finally fuzz in weird places?
Sheldon: Penny, please. I'm on the horns of a relationship dilemma. And for the record, I had a full pubis of hair by the time I was 19.
Penny: And for the record, bleugh.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: See, the core problem is that Amy and Wil do not like each other, which is baffling because they're both crazy about me. And I like them, which indicates they're bright and interesting and/or were on Star Trek.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: Come on, someone insulted your girlfriend and you just let him do it. I thought you Texas guys stood up for your womenfok.
Sheldon: Penny, please. I think I've evolved beyond my simple rustic upbringing.
Penny: Sorry.
Sheldon: On the other hand, that low-down polecat done wronged my woman.

Quote from Bernadette

Bernadette: No husband of mine is gonna break his mother's heart!

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