Quotes from ‘The Clean Room Infiltration’

The Clean Room Infiltration

'The Clean Room Infiltration' - Season 8, Episode 11

Leonard and Howard have a situation in a clean room at the university and call on Raj's help. Meanwhile, Amy hosts an authentic Victorian Christmas party, while Sheldon resents being made to celebrate the holidays.

Air Date: December 11, 2014.

Quote from Raj

Raj: Amy, good luck getting these guys excited about a dinner with a theme. I gave up when no one cared about my Tom Hanks-Giving.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Let's see. What do I know about Amy? She loves medieval literature. Chaucer's her favorite. And her eyes sparkle when she watches old French movies. And I enjoy how harp music causes her fingers to dance as if she's playing along.
Bernadette: Wow, you really do love her.
Sheldon: I do. Now, let's find the kind of gift that makes her feel small and worthless.

Quote from Sheldon

Amy: You got me something?
Sheldon: Oh. Not just something. It's from the heart, it's holiday-themed, and I swallowed the gift receipt so you can not return it.

Quote from Sheldon

Santa: All right, let me see if I've got this straight. A picture of you on my lap is a way to punish your girlfriend for making you celebrate Christmas?
Sheldon: Correct.
Santa: Santa thinks dating you might be punishment enough.
Sheldon: There's an argument for that, but I want to make sure.

Quote from Sheldon

Bernadette: Why'd you turn it off?
Sheldon: Because in the last ten minutes, Santa came to town, kissed mommy, and ran grandma over with a reindeer. I had a drunk uncle who did all those things. Nobody sings songs about him.

Quote from Dr. Koothrappali

Dr. Koothrappali: Relax? Easy for you to say. Your mother isn't cleaning out your bank account. Forty years, the woman never cleaned a thing.

Quote from Sheldon

Amy: Well, you got me something. Here.
Sheldon: Cookies?
Amy: They're your MeeMaw's Christmas cookies. I called and got the recipe.
Sheldon: They're perfect. It tastes like her hugs.
Amy: Merry Christmas, Sheldon.
Sheldon: I can't believe this. You're happy. I'm happy. Maybe a holiday that's all about giving isn't so - Get your hand out of that box!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Why do you hate me?
Amy: I don't hate you. I love you.
Sheldon: Well, you call it love but it has a lot of raisins in it.

Quote from Sheldon

Raj: Amy, that pudding was delicious.
Sheldon: If you like raisins.
Amy: Thank you. And it's figs.
Sheldon: Oh. In that case, it was pretty good.

Quote from Dr. Koothrappali

Penny: So, Dr. Koothrappali, long flight?
Dr. Koothrappali: Twenty hours.
Penny: Ooh, that's rough.
Dr. Koothrappali: Not at all. Did you know that when you fly Transcontinental without your wife, you don't pray for the plane to crash?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Eugh, English pudding. You get yourself all excited for pudding and here comes a cake with raisins in it.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: Ladies do love a guy dressed like a kitchen garbage bag.

Quote from Howard

Leonard: Do you know what a disaster this is?
Howard: You mean because this room isn't supposed to have dust in it, and we just let in a flying crap machine.

Quote from Sheldon

Bernadette: So your evil plan here is to buy your girlfriend a present?
Sheldon: That's right. So stay on my good side, or maybe I'll get you a little something, too.

Quote from Penny

Penny: So, if you don't mind me asking, do you think you might start dating again?
Dr. Koothrappali: It's much too soon for that. Why, do you know someone?
Penny: No, but if things don't work out with me and Leonard, I'll call you. Wait, how much do you talk about Star Trek?

Quote from Penny

Penny: It's kinda boring. Although it did get exciting for a minute when Amy inhaled a wool ball.

Quote from Raj

Raj: If you people think this is better than Tom Hanks-Giving, you're all crazy.

Quote from Dr. Koothrappali

Dr. Koothrappali: I see you got engaged.
Penny: Yes, we did.
Dr. Koothrappali: Let me tell you a story.
Raj: Dad.
Dr. Koothrappali: Sorry. I'm sure you won't grow to hate each other.

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