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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Gyroscopic Collapse

Sheldon: All right, then. Let's go to the bedroom, remove our clothes, fold them neatly, and engage in frenzied lovemaking.
Amy: What if we don't fold our clothes at all.
Sheldon: I d- ... or what if we fold them?

Quote from Zack Johnson in the episode The Cognition Regeneration

Zack: Do you have a bodyguard to keep spies away?
Leonard: I have Sheldon, that keeps most people away.
Zack: I miss that guy. He's like the Swedish Chef Muppet. I don't know what he's saying, but he's funny.
Leonard: Oh, I know what he's saying, and he's not, he's not funny.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Cognition Regeneration

Bernadette: So you wanted to learn something physical and you came to Howard Wolowitz?
Howard: Hey, the circus arts are very physically and mentally demanding. Have you ever tried to juggle?
Bernadette: Yes, I'm juggling my love for you and my embarrassment of you right now.
Howard: And it's hard, isn't it?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Cognition Regeneration

Sheldon: Physicist, baker, lover, what can't I do?

Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Cognition Regeneration

Penny: I didn't know you could drink while you were breastfeeding.
Bernadette: Yeah, they say the yeast in beer helps with milk production.
Amy: I'm pretty sure that's a myth. Let me check.
Bernadette: Ruin it for me, and I'll break this glass over your head.

Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Cognition Regeneration

Penny: You want food?
Bernadette: Yeah, breastfeeding burns, like, 5,000 calories a day. (To Amy) Do not touch that phone!

Quote from Raj in the episode The Cognition Regeneration

Sheldon: Shall we?
Raj: Oh, my God. It's light, it's flaky, it's buttery. You don't need to have sex with him, just eat one of these.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Separation Agitation

Bernadette: What if she likes the people who work there more than us?
Howard: She already likes soap bubbles more than us.

Quote from the episode The Separation Agitation

Penny: So is this your first time dating a scientist? 'Cause I'm thinking of starting a support group.
Rebecca: Actually, I'm not new to this. I was engaged to a Scientologist.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Separation Agitation

Raj: Sheldon, what did Amy have that attracted you?
Sheldon: Oh, so many things. Her mind, her kindness, and especially her body.
Raj: Really?
Amy: Relax. We're the same blood type. He knew he could harvest an organ.

Quote from the episode The Separation Agitation

Bert: She was also interested in walking around my house in her underwear. Now the only one that does that is me.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Separation Agitation

Sheldon: She's younger and far more attractive than he is. They're copying you two.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Separation Agitation

Raj: Can't believe Bert has a girlfriend and I don't.
Amy: I thought you were taking a break from women to focus on your career.
Raj: Oh, grow up.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Recollection Dissipation

Sheldon: My pants are missing, I don't remember anything. Penny, this is your youth. What do I do?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Recollection Dissipation

Sheldon: You know, I felt the same way about the spork. Uh, solids and liquids handled by one utensil? That'll never work. Spoiler: works.

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