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Quote from Howard in the episode The Toast Derivation

Sheldon: (knocking) All my friends. (knocking) All my friends. (knocking) All my friends.
Howard: Wow, I think it's like Beetlejuice. We must've said his name too many times.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Toast Derivation

Sheldon: Oh look, it's Harry Potter and 98% of Sorcerer's stone.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Toast Derivation

Sheldon: We had a good run, you and I.

Quote from Zack Johnson in the episode The Toast Derivation

Zack: I'm Zack and I'm, uh ... could you come back to me?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Toast Derivation

Kripke: I'm Barry Kripke and I'm here because you told me there was a raffle. Where is the raffle?
Sheldon: Patience, patience, Barry, the waffle-- ahem. The raffle... is the grand finale to an evening-long festival of fun and folly.
Kripke: One more question--
Sheldon: Yes, you must be present to win.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Toast Derivation

Amy: Yo, P-dawg!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Toast Derivation

Zack: Anyway, after we get done snowboarding, I go to the lodge and get in the Jacuzzi. There's no one around, so naturally I'm free-balling it. Next thing I know, this beautiful chick shows up. Drunk out of her skull, wants to get in with me.
Sheldon: Question: was it a Jacuzzi or a hot tub?
Kripke: Really, that's your question?
Zack:What's the difference?

Quote from Zack Johnson in the episode The Toast Derivation

Sheldon: Jacuzzi is a commercial brand, hot tub is the generic term, i.e., all Jacuzzis are hot tubs, but not all hot tubs are Jacuzzis.
Zack: Is that like all thumbs are fingers but not all fingers are thumbs?
Sheldon: Surprisingly, yes.
Zack: Nice! Now what exactly are toes?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Toast Derivation

Stuart: Can you please get back to the drunk girl, I'd like something to think about in the shower.
Zack: Oh, yeah, right. Anyway, she takes off all her clothes, climbs in the hot tub, and the first thing I noticed--
Sheldon: The water level rose.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Toast Derivation

Sheldon: When he finished, he shouted "Eureka"!
Zack: No, I always shouted, "Holy, moly!" Don't know why, just do.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Toast Derivation

Priya: Would you like some homemade chili?
Sheldon: Are there beans in it?
Priya: Yes.
Sheldon: Then it's not chili. Real chili has no beans in it. But you're from a foreign land, so your ignorance is forgiven.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Toast Derivation

Sheldon: Mmm, this is good. Whatever this is.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Toast Derivation

Sheldon:He'll be back.
Leonard: (Through the door) Of course, I'll be back, I live here!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Toast Derivation

Sheldon: (Waving Zork game) Pick me, pick me, I'm fun.
Kripke: That all sucks the big hairy meatball.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Toast Derivation

Sheldon: Sadly Penny, this evening I am the dark knight roaming these mean streets alone. A windbreaker for my cape and a stern expression for my cowl.

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