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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Chen: Hi, fellas. Oh, where's your annoying little friend who thinks he speaks Mandarin?
Sheldon: He's putting his needs ahead of the collective good. Where he comes from, that's punishable by death.
Chen: I come from Sacramento.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Leonard: I don't think she's a whore.
Penny: Oh no, she's definitely a whore. She has no standards. ... Wait, where's Howard?
*Off screen:*
Wolowitz: Bonjour, mademoiselle. I understand you're new in town.
Sheldon: Oh, good God!

Quote from Mrs. Wolowitz in the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Mrs. Wolowitz: That's right. Go back to Bablyon, you whore!

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Leonard: Homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says what?
Kurt: What?

Quote from Howard in the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Wolowitz: Check out the sexy nurse. I believe it's time for me to turn my head and cough.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Penny: Why can't all guys be like you?
Leonard: Because if all guys were like me the human race couldn't survive.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Leonard: That's how we roll in the Shire!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Sheldon: Given the reaction to my costume, this party is a scathing indictment of the American educational system.
Kurt: You're a zebra, right?
Sheldon: (to Leonard) Yet another child left behind.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Wolowitz: Gentlemen, to the sewing machines!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Leonard: What's that?
Sheldon: Tea. When people are upset, the cultural convention is to bring them hot beverages. ... There, there. ... You wanna talk about it?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Good! "There there" was really all I had.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Leonard: If he were any bigger, he'd have moons orbiting him.
Sheldon: Oh, snap.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Sheldon: I don't care if anybody gets it. I'm going as the Doppler effect. If I have to, I can demonstrate. NYEEEOOOOM

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Girl: What are you?
Sheldon: I'm gonna give you a hand: weawww.
Girl: A Choo choo train?
Sheldon: Close! weawwww
Girl: A brain damaged choo choo train?

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Penny: Boy, you're really smart.
Leonard: Yeah, I'm a freaking genius.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Kurt: You are lucky little dwarf.
Sheldon: He is a hobbit! Don't worry, I've got your back!

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