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Quote from Mary Cooper in the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Gablehauser: Now that's impossible, you must have had him when you were a teenager.
Mary Cooper: Oh, aren't you sweet. His Father's dead.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary Cooper: Sheldon's like a baby deer, you gotta let him come to you.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Sheldon: You know, I've been thinking about time travel again.
Leonard: Why, did you hit a roadblock with invisibility?
Sheldon: Put it on the back burner.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Sheldon: The last department party, Professor Finkleday cornered me and talked about spelunking for 45 minutes.
Leonard: Yes, I was there.
Sheldon: You know what's interesting about caves, Leonard?
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: Nothing!

Quote from Mary Cooper in the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary: He gets his temper from his daddy.
Leonard: Ah!
Mary: He's got my eyes.
Leonard: I see!
Mary: All that science stuff, that comes from Jesus.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Raj: You can't find a bagel in Mumbai to save your life.

Quote from Mary Cooper in the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary Cooper: Aww, you got yourself a loom. How nice.
Sheldon: Thank you.
Mary Cooper: Honey, why'd you get a loom?

Quote from Mary Cooper in the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary Cooper: Sweetheart, your little friend is concerned about you.

Quote from Mary Cooper in the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary Cooper: Leonard, don't trouble yourself. He's stubborn. He may stay in there 'til the rapture.

Quote from Mary Cooper in the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary Cooper: You know we have an Indian gentleman at the church. Dr. Patel. It's a beautiful story. The Lord spoke to him and moved him to give us all 20% off on Lasek. You know those that needed it.

Quote from Mary Cooper in the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary Cooper: You have to take your time with Sheldon. His father, God rest his soul, always used to say to me "Mary, you have to take your time with Sheldon."

Quote from Mary Cooper in the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary Cooper: Everybody grab a plate and a pretty place-mat that Shelly wove.

Quote from Mary Cooper in the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Leonard: He sounds like a wise man.
Mary Cooper: Oh, not that wise. He once tried to fight a bobcat for some licorice.

Quote from Mary Cooper in the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary Cooper: I remember one summer when he was thirteen, he made a small nuclear reactor in the shed and told everybody he was going to provide free electricity for the whole town. Well, the only problem was he had no - what you call - fissionable materials. Anyway, when he went on the Internets to get some, a man from the government came by and sat him down - real gentle - and told him it's against the law to have yellowcake uranium in a shed.

Quote from Mary Cooper in the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Penny: Well what happened?
Mary Cooper: The poor boy had a fit. Locked himself in his room and built a sonic death ray.
Leonard: A death ray?
Mary Cooper: Well, that's what he called it. It didn't even slow down the neighbor kids. It pissed our dog off to no end.

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