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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Sheldon: I don't care if anybody gets it. I'm going as the Doppler Effect.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Leonard: I call Frodo!
Sheldon, Raj, and Howard: Damn!

Quote from Raj in the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Raj: (Talking about Howard) Oh, if only I had his confidence. I have such difficulty speaking to women, or around women, or at times even effeminate men.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Leonard: Why don't you just tell people you're a zebra?
Sheldon: Why don't you just tell people you're one of the seven dwarves?
Leonard: Because I'm Frodo.
Sheldon: Yes, well, I'm the Doppler effect.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Raj: Okay, if no one else will say it, I will. We really suck at paintball.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Howard: That was absolutely humiliating.
Leonard: Oh, come on, some battles you win, some battles you lose.
Howard: Yes, but you don't have to lose to Kyle Bernstein's bar mitzvah party.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Sheldon: We were annihilated by our own incompetence and the inability of some people to follow the chain of command.
Leonard: Sheldon, let it go.
Sheldon: No, I wanna talk about the fact that Wolowitz shot me in the back.
Howard: I shot you for a good reason. You were leading us into disaster.
Sheldon: I was giving clear, concise orders.
Leonard: You hid behind a tree yelling, "Get the kid in the yarmulke! Get the kid in the yarmulke!"

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Penny: So, how was paint ball? Did you have fun?
Sheldon: If you consider being fragged by your own troops fun. (To Howard) You clear a space on your calendar. There will be an inquiry.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Leonard: We all have other costumes, we can change.
Raj: Or we could walk right behind each other all night. It'll look like one person going really fast.
Howard: No, no, no. It's a boy-girl party, this Flash runs solo.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Leonard: What's this?
Sheldon: Tea. it's costumary to serve hot beverages when one is in emotional distress. [pats Leonard's head] There there. You want to talk about it?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Thank godness. 'There there' was really all I had.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Leonard: What's that?
Sheldon: Tea. When people are upset the cultural convention is to bring them hot beverages. (Sheldon stiffly pats Leonard twice on the shoulder.)There, there. You wanna talk about it?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Good. 'There there' was really all I had.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Leonard: There's not going to be a confrontation. I bet he can't even spell confrontation.
Kurt: C-O-N...frontation.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Sheldon: You know, we were annihilated by our own incompetence and the inability of some people to follow the chain of command.
Leonard: Sheldon, let it go.
Sheldon: No, I want to talk about the fact that Wolowitz shot me in the back.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Hamburger Postulate

Sheldon: I need your help in a matter of semiotics.
Penny: What?
Sheldon: Semiotics, the study of signs and symbols as a branch of the philosophy related to linguistics.
Penny: Okay, honey, I know you think you are explaining yourself, but you're really not.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Hamburger Postulate

Sheldon: Can't we just go to Big Boy? They only have one burger: the Big Boy.
Penny: The Barbecue Burger is like the Big Boy.
Sheldon: Excuse me, in a world that already includes a Big Boy, why would I settle for something that's like a Big Boy?

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