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Quote from Howard in the episode The Toast Derivation

Priya: I guess he is a little quirky.
Wolowitz: Quirky? That crazy bastard is looking at quirky in the rear view mirror.

Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Toast Derivation

Barry Kripke: I'm Barry Kripke and I'm here because you told me there was going to be a raffle. When is the raffle?

Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Toast Derivation

Barry Kripke: Go ahead, Zach. Naked drunk girl, free balling. Continue.

Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Toast Derivation

Sheldon: Forgive me, but I think you'll find my story is more interesting.
Barry Kripke: Does your story have wet breasts in it?

Quote from Zack Johnson in the episode The Toast Derivation

Zack: Okay, I'm ready. I'm Zack, and I'm, uh ... oh, crap, why is this so hard?

Quote from Zack Johnson in the episode The Toast Derivation

Zack: So, long story short, I nailed her.
Sheldon: When he finished, he shouted Eureka!
Zack: No, I always shout, Holy Moly! Don't know why. Just do.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Cohabitation Formulation

Raj: You heard me, I forbidded it.
Priya: Forbidded it?
Raj: Forbayded it?

Quote from Amy in the episode The Cohabitation Formulation

Amy: Thanks to you, I just made a rhesus monkey cry like a disgraced televangelist.

Quote from Mrs. Wolowitz in the episode The Cohabitation Formulation

Mrs. Wolowitz: Who's there? Are you a sex criminal?
Howard: Sex criminals don't have key, ma!
Mrs. Wolowitz: Where were you so late?
Howard: I was out with Bernadette
Mrs. Wolowitz: I know what that means, I watch Dr. Phil. I hope to God you used a condom.
Howard: I am not having this conversation with you, ma.
Mrs. Wolowitz: God forbid you get one of them fancy sex diseases.
Howard: Nobody has a disease!
Mrs. Wolowitz:I hope not. I share a toilet with you. Is that what you want, to give your mother herpes?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Cohabitation Formulation

Sheldon: Priya, if you're experiencing any tension or awkwardness, it may stem from the fact that Leonard and Penny used to, if I might quote Howard, "Do the dance with no pants".

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Cohabitation Formulation

Sheldon: The code also states that if she disobeys, she will be reborn in the womb of a jackal and tormented by diseases. If true, that seems like an awfully large gamble given that the prize is Leonard.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Cohabitation Formulation

Sheldon: Just keep in mind, should you ever need a slightly apathetic, tertiary friend, I stand at the ready.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Cohabitation Formulation

Sheldon: While you're at it I am upset we have an unannounced house guest, so make me cocoa.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Cohabitation Formulation

Sheldon: Don't worry. As you tertiary friend I'm prepared to step in and comfort you.
Howard: It's not really necessary.
Sheldon: Ah no. I'll finish making the tea while you narcissistically ramble on about whatever's troubling you.
Howard: Thanks.
Sheldon: That's what tertiary friends are for.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Cohabitation Formulation

Amy: Well, granted Penny your secondary sexual characteristics are reasonably bodacious but Priya is highly educated, she's an accomplished professional and she comes from the culture that literally wrote the book on neat ways to have sex. Whereas you, on the other hand, are a community college drop-out who comes from the culture that wrote the book on tipping cows.

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