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Quote from Mary Cooper in the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary Cooper: Now, after a moment of silent meditation, I'm going to end with "In Jesus name". Now you two, don't feel under any obligation to join in. Unless, of course, the Holy Spirit moves you.

Quote from Mary Cooper in the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary Cooper: You don't hunt, do you?

Quote from Mary Cooper in the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary Cooper: Good morning, snickerdoodle. Well that looks awful fancy, what is that?
Sheldon: It's my idea of what DNA would look like in a silicon-based life-form.
Mary Cooper: But intelligently designed by a creator, right?

Quote from Mary Cooper in the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary Cooper: Now let's get crackin'. Shower. Shirt. Shoes. And let's shove off.

Quote from Mary Cooper in the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Mary Cooper: Dr. Gablehouser, are you busy?
Dr. Gablehouser: Well, actually.
Mary Cooper: Sheldon, he's just doodlin'. Get in here.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Fuzzy Boots Corollary

Sheldon: There's always a chance that alcohol and poor judgment on her part may lead to a wonderful evening.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Fuzzy Boots Corollary

Sheldon: I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble telescope does of discovering at the center of every black hole is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Fuzzy Boots Corollary

Wolowitz: So, how'd it go with Leslie?
Leonard: Oh, we tried kissing, but the earth didn't move. I mean any more than the 383 miles it was gonna move anyway.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Fuzzy Boots Corollary

Sheldon: (to Leonard, who has decided to give up on Penny) Well, at least now you can retrieve the black box from the twisted, smoldering wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating her and analyze the data so you don't crash into Geek Mountain again.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Fuzzy Boots Corollary

Wolowitz: Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms - or hits you with the pepper spray.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Fuzzy Boots Corollary

Wolowitz: I am the sword master!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Fuzzy Boots Corollary

Sheldon: Score 1 for liquor and poor judgement.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Fuzzy Boots Corollary

Sheldon: I do feel obligated to point out to you that she did not reject you, you did not ask her out
Leonard: You're right. I didn't ask her out. I should ask her out.
Sheldon: No! No that was not my point. My point was don't buy a cat.
Leonard: No, but you're right, I should march over there and ask her out.
Sheldon: Oh goody! We're getting a cat.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Fuzzy Boots Corollary

Raj: (Play World of Warcraft) Blowing the gates. Control, shift B.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Fuzzy Boots Corollary

Raj: Tonight, I spice my mead with goblin blood.

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