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Quote from Leonard in the episode The Prestidigitation Approximation

Leonard: Well, now hold on, how about this? How about we still hang out, but on the down-low?
Penny: Are you really that kind of guy?
Leonard: No. I actually felt kinda silly just saying on the down-low.

Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Toast Derivation

Amy: Outstanding. And if we fail, we can always stop at CVS and pick you out a nice toothbrush. I call mine Gerard.
Bernadette: That's a bit sad.

Quote from the episode The Toast Derivation

Levar Burton: *Walks through the apartment door and stares in horror at the Kripke, Zach and Stuart singing*
Hello I c... Oh no, uh huh. *Slams door shut* I am so done with Twitter.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Toast Derivation

Wolowitz: Raj, did you ever tell your sister about the time Sheldon got punched by Bill Gates?
Priya: Oh, God, you're kidding.
Raj: No, Gates gave a speech at the university. Sheldon went up to him afterwards and said, "Maybe if you weren't so distracted by sick children in Africa you could have put a little more thought into Windows Vista."
Leonard: Bam, right in the nose. Made me proud to own a PC.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Toast Derivation

Leonard: Hey, I thought you were with your new buddies.
Sheldon: I had to leave. They were having fun wrong.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Toast Derivation

Bernadette: We just thought you might want to go out and have a good time. Maybe go dancing?
Penny: Oh, gee, thanks, but I'm not really in the mood.
Amy: You do understand that it will distract you from obsessing over the rich variety of sweet loving that your ex-boyfriend is currently receiving from the fiery jewel of Mumbai?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Toast Derivation

Sheldon: We could also stop using the letter M. But I think that idea is isguided and oronic.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Toast Derivation

Sheldon: How wonderful, dinner with some assembly required.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Toast Derivation

Sheldon: At one point Raj put on reggae music and his sister took off her shoes. It was like the last days of Caligula.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Toast Derivation

Amy (to Penny): You do understand that it will distract you from obsessing over the rich variety of sweet loving your ex-boyfriend is currently receiving from the fiery jewel of Mumbai?

Quote from Amy in the episode The Toast Derivation

Amy: If you'd have let me bring the chloroform, we wouldn't have had to put up with all this jibber-jabber!

Quote from Amy in the episode The Toast Derivation

Amy: Y'know, if being on your own is new to you, I'd be happy to share some tension-relieving techniques for ladies I've perfected over the years. For example, do you own an electric toothbrush?
Penny: No
Amy: You should get one!

Quote from Howard in the episode The Toast Derivation

Sheldon: (knocking) All my friends. (knocking) All my friends. (knocking) All my friends.
Howard: Wow, I think it's like Beetlejuice. We must've said his name too many times.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Toast Derivation

Sheldon: Oh look, it's Harry Potter and 98% of Sorcerer's stone.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Toast Derivation

Sheldon: We had a good run, you and I.

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