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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Psychic Vortex

Leonard: What's going on?
Sheldon: We scored. I'm the wingman.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Psychic Vortex

Leonard: How can I go out with a woman who believes in psychics?
Howard: Hey, I once dated a girl who believed she was abducted by aliens.
Leonard: And that didn't bother you?
Howard: Au contraire. It meant that she was gullible and open to a little probing.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Psychic Vortex

Abby: Hey that's pretty cool, what is it?
Sheldon: It's a limited edition Green Lantern lantern. My friend is looking for someone to copulate with.
Abby: You're very funny. I'm Abby.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Psychic Vortex

Sheldon: Have you chosen one to copulate with?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Psychic Vortex

Raj: They get girlfriends and they just abandon us?
Sheldon: It is great, isn't it? We have a wonderful evening ahead of us.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Psychic Vortex

Raj: Come on, Sheldon, the world is filled with people doing things outside. Let's go outside. Outside is good.
Sheldon: If outside is so good, why has mankind spent thousands of years trying to perfect inside?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Psychic Vortex

Sheldon: I would like a root beer float.
Raj: Sheldon, they don't have ice cream.
Sheldon: They don't? Well, apparently these people and I differ greatly on the definition of party.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Psychic Vortex

Raj: He'll have a Shirley Temple.
Sheldon: And don't be chintzy with the Shirley.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Psychic Vortex

Leonard: I'm sorry, but facts are facts.
Penny: Right, and if you can't understand it, it's not a fact.
Leonard: No, if it's not a fact, it's not a fact.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Psychic Vortex

Howard: I don't like to kiss and tell, but somebody made it to eighth base.
Leonard: What the hell is eighth base?
Howard: Seventh base with shirt off. Well, my shirt.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Psychic Vortex

Howard: Let me show you another way to look at this. Here we have the universe of all women. These are the ones you want to sleep with. These are the women who believe exactly what you believe. These are the women who would be willing to sleep with you. And right there in the little triple intersection is your ideal mate. Odds are she's a short physicist with low self-esteem who lives in a government research facility in China.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Psychic Vortex

Penny: Wow, that's all you got after you were the most obnoxious person on a double date that included Howard Wolowitz?

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Maternal Congruence

Leonard: I drove, mother. I'm driving now.
Beverly Hofstadter: Yes, dear. Mommy's proud.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Maternal Congruence

Sheldon: I made tea.
Leonard: I don't want tea.
Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
Sheldon: It's a conversation starter.
Leonard: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Sheldon: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Maternal Congruence

Penny Sheldon, did you have a Christmas tree?
Sheldon: Oh, yes. We had a tree, we had a manger, we had an inflatable Santa Clause with plastic reindeer on the front lawn... and to make things even more jolly, there were so many blinking lights on the house they induced neighborhood-wise seizures.

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