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Quote from Raj in the episode The Spaghetti Catalyst

Raj: Look at this. Do you think she's really doing that or is it PhotoShop?
Leonard: I'm pretty sure Martha Stewart never got naked with a room full of big, fat Japense guys.
Raj: You don't know that. Prison changes people.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Raj: Ah beer, the magic elixir that can turn this poor shy Indian boy in the life of the party ... Oh yeah!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Wil Wheaton: You ready to bowl?
Sheldon: Oh, I'm ready. I don't know if Stuart told you what you are up against tonight, but before you stands the co-captain of the East Texas Christian Youth Holy Roller Bowling League Championship Team 7-12 year-old division. Also, Penny is pretty good.
Wheaton: Great, then it's on.
Sheldon (to himself): Foolish Wil Wheaton. It was never off.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

*After getting a spare in the bowling match*
Sheldon: Thank you, Jesus! As my mother would say.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Sheldon: I am the ball, my thoughts are its thoughts, its holes are my holes.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Wil Wheaton: Embrace the dark side.
Sheldon: That's not even from your franchise!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Sheldon: Well, well, well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton. The Green Goblin to my Spider-Man, the Pope Paul V to my Galileo, the Internet Explorer to my Firefox!

Quote from Penny in the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Penny: Do or do not do there is no try.
Leonard: Did you just quote Star Wars?
Penny: I believe I quoted The Empire Strikes Back.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Sheldon: Tweet that, tweetie bird.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Sheldon: You did this, didn't you?
Wil Wheaton: Come on, Sheldon, do you really think I'd break up a couple just to win a bowling game?
Sheldon: No, I suppose not.
Wheaton: Good. Keep thinking that.
Sheldon: Wheeeeatoooon!

Quote from Raj in the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Wolowitz: Okay, forget giant ants. How about giant rabbits?
Raj: Big or small, I don't like rabbits. They always look like they're about to say something, but they never do.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Leonard: Oh, my God. I'm lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda. I love you, Penny.
Penny: Oh. Oh. Thank you.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Penny: This isn't fair to you, Leonard. I'm sorry. *runs off*
Sheldon: Penny, wait, come back. I'll get you ice cream!

Quote from Wil Wheaton in the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Sheldon: I am the proud owner of WilWheatonStinks.com, .net and .org!.What does that tell you?
Wil Wheaton: It tells me that I am living rent free, right here (points to Sheldon's head).

Quote from Wil Wheaton in the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Wil Wheaton: Hey look, they named their team after me!

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