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Quote from Howard in the episode The Separation Agitation

Bernadette: What if she likes the people who work there more than us?
Howard: She already likes soap bubbles more than us.

Quote from the episode The Separation Agitation

Penny: So is this your first time dating a scientist? 'Cause I'm thinking of starting a support group.
Rebecca: Actually, I'm not new to this. I was engaged to a Scientologist.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Separation Agitation

Raj: Sheldon, what did Amy have that attracted you?
Sheldon: Oh, so many things. Her mind, her kindness, and especially her body.
Raj: Really?
Amy: Relax. We're the same blood type. He knew he could harvest an organ.

Quote from the episode The Separation Agitation

Bert: She was also interested in walking around my house in her underwear. Now the only one that does that is me.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Separation Agitation

Sheldon: She's younger and far more attractive than he is. They're copying you two.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Separation Agitation

Raj: Can't believe Bert has a girlfriend and I don't.
Amy: I thought you were taking a break from women to focus on your career.
Raj: Oh, grow up.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Recollection Dissipation

Sheldon: My pants are missing, I don't remember anything. Penny, this is your youth. What do I do?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Recollection Dissipation

Sheldon: You know, I felt the same way about the spork. Uh, solids and liquids handled by one utensil? That'll never work. Spoiler: works.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Recollection Dissipation

Sheldon: Yeah, I felt the same way about the platypus. You know, bird and mammal in the same creature? No way. And spoiler: way.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Recollection Dissipation

Penny: Uh-oh, someone's got two dates to the nerd prom.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Recollection Dissipation

Raj: Guys, before this gets ugly, remember, the winner gets Sheldon.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Recollection Dissipation

Sheldon: What? You hold my hand, you kiss my mouth, but you draw the line at 102 fever? What happened to our love?

Quote from Stuart in the episode The Recollection Dissipation

Howard: Look, something's going on with Bernadette. She say anything to you?
Stuart: Well, nope, not a word.
Howard: Come on, be honest. Did you tell her I tried her breast pump?
Stuart: No, but I did mention it to my therapist.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Recollection Dissipation

Amy: How can he not remember a day?
Penny: Well, people who are abducted by aliens lose time. I mean, maybe it happens to the aliens, too.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Collaboration Fluctuation

Sheldon: Well, what do you know? Here I was, waiting to be bored with biology, and instead you tickle my intellectual fancy. Which, unlike my body, is an okay place to tickle.

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