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Amy: Listen, you and I are gonna be sharing a bed. You know, this is uncharted territory for both of us. How are you feeling about that?
Sheldon: Oh, excited, concerned, a little scared. All the same emotions I feel in line at Space Mountain.
Bernadette: I now pronounce you husband and wife. And weird other husband who came with the apartment.
Sheldon: Why do people cry at weddings?
Mary Cooper: They're practicing for what's coming later.
Penny: Your parents are old. Anything unspeakable was finished by 9:30.
Sheldon: So, did you defile my mother or not?
Penny: You know, when Leonard's feeling anxious, I make him take a long walk.
Amy: Does that help?
Penny: For a while, then he comes back.
Howard: I was counting on that money. I need to make as much as my wife so I don't have to try so hard in bed.
Bernadette: Apple slices? What kind of lunatic goes to McDonald's and gets fruit?
Sheldon: Like an embassy in a foreign country, this seat is the sovereign soil of my bottom.
Leonard: Buildings that have a combination of copper and galvanized steel are susceptible to pinholes and corrosion caused by the mobility of ions in the water.
Can't have your head shoved in a toilet as much as I did and not pick up a few things about plumbing.
Sheldon: Oh, I'm just happy I don't know what this memory foam remembers.
Quote from in the episode The Conjugal Conjecture
Susan: Penny, I don't know what I was worried about. You're friends are just lovely.
Penny: Oh, thanks, Mom.
Susan: Although that Sheldon is a bit peculiar.
Penny: Is he? I never noticed.
Wyatt: He reminds me of that turkey we had who drowned looking up at the rain.
Bernadette: I had a plan. I kept leaving Dove bar wrappers around to explain any weight gain.
Amy: Where did you get empty Dove bar wrappers?
Bernadette: From all the Dove bars I ate! I'm pregnant! Try to keep up!
Raj: Wail till I Snapchat that my friends might be working on a top secret government project.
Leonard: Are you crazy? You can't put that on Snapchat.
Raj: Fine, I'll put it on Facebook like a caveman.
Amy: I mean, seriously, you have got to let me scan your brain when you're being dishonest so I can see what lights up.
Penny: That's super helpful, Amy. Thanks a lot. I can't wait to do that.
Amy: I can see a clump of bitch cells lightin' up from here.