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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Amy: What is this?
Sheldon: A functional MRI of my brain. I did Sudoku before they took it so I'd be ripped.
Amy: I love it. Thank you.
Sheldon: And it's not just an MRI. The orbitofrontal cortex is lit up because I was thinking of you.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Amy: Listen, you and I are gonna be sharing a bed. You know, this is uncharted territory for both of us. How are you feeling about that?
Sheldon: Oh, excited, concerned, a little scared. All the same emotions I feel in line at Space Mountain.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Brain Bowl Incubation

Bernadette: Still, I can't believe you can turn ordinary skin cells into functioning brain cells.
Amy: Well, I turned this one into a functioning boyfriend, so sky's the limit.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Holiday Summation

Bernadette: Everyone's a better mom than me.
Raj: Oh, don't take it so personally, maybe your baby's just a jerk.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Romance Recalibration

Amy: Aww, I remember signing our first Relationship Agreement.
Sheldon: You seem to be forgetting the "no nostalgia" clause.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Military Miniaturization

Howard: I was counting on that money. I need to make as much as my wife so I don't have to try so hard in bed.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Sheldon: Like an embassy in a foreign country, this seat is the sovereign soil of my bottom.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Leonard: Never leave a belt on the floor. At night, they look like snakes.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Veracity Elasticity

Sheldon: Oh, I don't mind, I'm very good at complaining. If it were an Olympic sport, I'd complain about what a stupid sport it is and then I'd take home the gold.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Brain Bowl Incubation

Raj: Maybe there are other things we have in common. Come dinner-time, do you enjoy eating food?

Quote from Penny in the episode The Brain Bowl Incubation

Raj: Well, I can't eat like a ten-year-old all the time.
Penny: You're dating somebody! Who is it?

Quote from Amy in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Amy: All right, you can open your eyes. I thought I'd let Harry Potter make things hotter.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Raj: Don't come to the hospital. We're headed home.
Penny: Oh, that was fast. Did she sneeze the baby out?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Sheldon: We seem to be moving on to the annual coitus portion of your birthday festivities.
Amy: Is that okay?
Sheldon: I didn't put on my come-hither plaid PJs for nothing.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Holiday Summation

Sheldon: Amy and I are living together in sin, like a couple of New Yorkers. Now, while you scold us, I'm going to get a knife and a fork. Joe may be sloppy, but Sheldon's not.

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