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Quote from Raj in the episode The Space Probe Disintegration

Raj: It all comes down to this.
(Raj shoots bottle in a trash can)
Howard: You happy? Now you can relax.
Raj: What kind of a scientist are you?! Everyone knows you've got to make two out of three!

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Anxiety Optimization

Leonard: Your George Lucas autograph is really a me autograph.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Anxiety Optimization

Raj: Go ahead. You can't embarrass me. I have a beautiful girlfriend and a dog who loves me so much she drinks my bathwater.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Anxiety Optimization

Penny: Sheldon, we are just people. We talk about the same things you guys talk about.
Sheldon: You talk about if werewolves can swim? See, Leonard says yes, but I say it depends on whether the human could swim before he was bitten. What do you think?
Penny: Let's just talk about our periods.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Anxiety Optimization

Sheldon: No, I don't want to go to sleep. You can't make me.
Penny: You're right, we can't.
Sheldon: Yeah, darn straight, you can't. Try to tell a grown man to go to sleep.
Penny: [sings] Soft kitty, warm kitty.
Leonard: [sings] Little ball of fur.
Sheldon: That's not gonna work.
Penny: Happy kitty, sleepy kitty.
Leonard & Penny: Purr, purr, purr.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Troll Manifestation

Leonard: One calls it insightful and innovative. We're insightful and innovative.
Sheldon: Nice to meet you, Mr. Insightful.
Leonard: Ah, the pleasure is mine, Mr. Innovative.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Troll Manifestation

Amy: It's not about me and Sheldon. It's about a young woman in the 1800s named Amelia, and the time-traveling physicist named Cooper she falls in love with.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Troll Manifestation

Leonard: Do you really want him to write back?
Sheldon: I do. And no matter how he responds, I'm going to destroy him with a picture of a bored cat saying "Oh, really?"
Leonard: Mee-wow.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Intimacy Acceleration

Penny: This is kind of creepy.
Sheldon: We're not supposed to talk during this part.
Penny: Sorry.
Sheldon: This is kind of creepy.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Colonization Application

Leonard: So, where do you want to hang it?
Penny: Are you kidding? We're not hanging it.
Leonard: But it's an expression of our love.
Penny: And our butts. Not hanging it.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Leftover Thermalization

Sheldon: Hi. Hello. And a special hello to Leonard, who needs to be mentioned by name.
Leonard: Subtle.
Sheldon: But you got it right.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Graduation Transmission

Penny: I've never been to New Jersey before.
Leonard: It gets a bad rap from shows like Jersey Shore and Real Housewives.
Penny: So it's not really like that?
Leonard: No, it's like that.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Graduation Transmission

Sheldon: What does red and yellow mean?
Howard: It means the calibration failed. We have to start over.
Sheldon: Oh. Very well. Reinitiating calibration sequence. *flips switch rapidly* One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten... *lights on drone don't turn solid yellow* eleven. It's a good thing I didn't send that letter.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Graduation Transmission

Howard: What happened to me? When did I become an old man baffled by modern technology? Next thing you know, I'll be hitching my pants up to my armpits and complaining about the awful music the kids are listening to.
Sheldon: It is awful, isn't it? Listen to that noise.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Graduation Transmission

Sheldon: If your bathroom floor counts as a carry-on, you're packed.

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