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Sheldon: A little misunderstanding? Galileo and the Pope had a little misunderstanding...

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Howard: Sheldon, you remember the first few weeks we were looking for magnetic monopoles and not finding anything, and you were acting like an obnoxious, giant dictator?
Raj: I thought we were going to be gentle with him.
Howard: That's why I added the '-tator'.

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Wolowitz: Raj, there's no place for truth on the Internet.

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Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

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Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

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From episode The Jiminy Conjecture.

Sheldon: I am not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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From episode The Jiminy Conjecture.

Leonard: What were you doing at Penny's?
Sheldon: Well, we had dinner, played some games, and then I spent the night. Oh, and you'll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding of 'friends with benefits.'

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Sheldon: Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch.

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From episode The Big Bran Hypothesis.

Wolowitz: I am a horny engineer, I never joke about math or sex.

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From episode The Hofstadter Isotope.

Penny: I give up. He's impossible!
Sheldon: I can't be impossible; I exist! I think what you meant to say is, 'I give up; he's improbable'.

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From episode The Gothowitz Deviation.