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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Lizard-Spock Expansion

Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

4.9

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Locomotive Manipulation

Leonard: I'm not sure it's a good idea to take Penny to where wine comes from.

4.8

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

4.8

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Griffin Equivalency

Sheldon: I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!

4.8

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Mommy Observation

Howard: Okay, give me the flowers and pie.
Sheldon: But if we show up and you're holding them, she'll think they're only from you.
Howard: They are only from me. You said the gift of you was enough.
Sheldon: Yes, but now that I've seen what the gift of me with flowers and pie looks like there's no going back.

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Quote from Leonard in the episode The Desperation Emanation

Leonard: What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Sheldon: Screwed.
Leonard: There you go.

4.7

Quote from the episode Pilot

Leonard: Our children will be smart and beautiful!
Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary.

4.7

Quote from Amy in the episode The Shiny Trinket Maneuver

Amy: Jewelry?! Sheldon, you are the most shallow, self-centered person I have ever met! Do you really think another transparently manipulative- ohh, it's a tiara!

4.7

Quote from Amy in the episode The Shiny Trinket Maneuver

Amy:Ohhhhhh, it's a tiara! A tiara! I got a tiara! Put it on me, put it on me, put it on me, put it on me.
Penny: You look beautiful!
Amy: Of course I do, I'm a princess and this is my tiara!

4.7

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Locomotive Manipulation

Sheldon: What are the sleeping arrangements? We've only been dating for three years. If we were to share a room people might talk.

4.7

Quote from Rajesh in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Penny: What do you mean 'new roommate'? What happened to Leonard?
Sheldon: Same thing that happened to 'Homo Erectus'. He was replaced by a superior species.
Raj: I'm the new homo in town...

4.7

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Cooper Extraction

Amy: Did you hold the baby?
Sheldon: I did.
Amy: And how did it make you feel?
Sheldon: Looking into the blank, innocent eyes of a creature that couldn't begin to comprehend anything I was saying ... basically another day at the office.

4.7

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Discovery Dissipation

Sheldon: Right now I'm having a rough time because there's three people in my room and it's starting to feel like a discotheque.

4.7

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Rhinitis Revelation

Leonard: (To Sheldon) You're talking like a crazy person.
Mary: Actually, I had him tested as a child. Doctor says he's fine.
Sheldon: (To Leonard) Told ya.

4.7

Quote from Amy in the episode The Fish Guts Displacement

Amy: I don't need your medicine. I'm not really sick. I got better two days ago.
Bernadette: I don't understand.
Amy: It's been so nice having Sheldon take care of me, I just wanted that to last longer.
Bernadette: You should tell him.
Amy: I know.
Sheldon: (From the other room) Amy! Are you strong enough to bathe yourself, or do you need my help?
Amy: I'll tell him tomorrow.

4.7

Quote from Penny in the episode The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition

(Sheldon knocks on Penny's door three times)
Penny: Who do we love?
Sheldon: Penny. '(Knocks 3 times)
Penny: Who do we love?
Sheldon: Penny. (Knocks 3 times)
Penny: Who do we love?
Sheldon: Penny.

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Quote from Wolowitz in the episode The Hawking Excitation

Howard: Why should I do something nice for you?
Sheldon: To go to Jewish heaven.
Howard: Jews don't have heaven
Sheldon: To avoid Jewish Hell?
Howard: Have you met my mother? I live in Jewish Hell

4.7

Quote from Wolowitz in the episode The Tangerine Factor

*Howard is teaching Sheldon Chinese*.
Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.
Sheldon: Why?
Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.

4.7

Quote from Amy in the episode The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition

Amy: I think a boy likes me!
Bernadette: Doesn't he know you have a boyfriend?
Penny: She doesn't have a boyfriend, she has a Sheldon.

4.7

Quote from Wolowitz in the episode The Financial Permeability

Leonard: OK, is everyone clear on the plan?
Howard: Yes, Koothrappali's going to wet himself, I'm gonna throw up, Sheldon's gonna run away and you're going to die.

4.7

Quote from Rajesh in the episode The Monopolar Expedition

Raj: My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life we are rewarded in the next. Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon and I'm reborn as a well-hung billionaire with wings!

4.6

Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition

Bernadette: I'm too small for Twister. And, roller coasters. And sitting with my feet on the floor. Hope you enjoyed the prenatal cigarettes, Mom.

4.6

Quote from Amy in the episode The Workplace Proximity

Sheldon: *knocks three times* Amy, Bernadette, Penny. *repeats three times*
Bernadette: He's never going to stop doing that, is he?
Amy: I don't mind. I'm hoping to put his love of repetition to good use someday.

4.6

Quote from Leonard in the episode The White Asparagus Triangulation

Sheldon: *knock knock knock* Leonard? *knock knock knock* Leonard? *knock knock knock* Leonard?
Leonard: *opens door* What Sheldon! What Sheldon! What Sheldon!
Sheldon: Tell me what you see here. (Holding his laptop.)
Leonard: The blunt instrument that will be the focus of my murder trial?

4.6

Quote from Penny in the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Penny: Give my friend his stuff back.
Tod Zarnecki: I don't know what you're talking about.
Penny: Well then good news! Today's the day a girl's finally going to touch you in your little special place. *Kicks him in the groin*

4.6

Quote from the episode The Desperation Emanation

Amy: I find the notion of romantic love an unnecessary cultural construct that adds no value to human relationships.

4.6

Quote from Wolowitz in the episode The Griffin Equivalency

(Sheldon smiles in a grotesque way).
Howard: Oh...... crap that's terrifying.

4.6

Quote from Penny in the episode The Cushion Saturation

*Wolowitz checks his Caller ID*.
Wolowitz: Ooh, looks like I'm gonna have sex tonight. (answers) Hey, baby...
Penny: His right hand is calling him?

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Quote from Wolowitz in the episode The Robotic Manipulation

Nurse: *Lifts up towel* What is this?
Howard: It's a robot arm.
Nurse: Where's the rest of the robot?
Howard: I only built the arm.
Nurse: Because that's all you needed, right?

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