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Quote from Leonard in the episode The Financial Permeability

Penny: Well, remember Kurt?
Leonard: Your ex-boyfriend?
Penny: Yeah. He got arrested for taking a whiz on a cop car.
Leonard: What?
Penny: He was drunk.
Leonard: I would hope so.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Financial Permeability

Howard: Ugh. This mu-shu pork is burning a hole through me duodenum.
Raj: Leviticus 11:3 "Only that which parteth the hoof and cheweth the cud among the beasts shall ye at."
Howard: Hey, do I mock you with the Bhagavad-Gita every time you scarf down a whopper?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Financial Permeability

Sheldon: Leonard fairly calls the question, who is in favor of abandoning our game and confronting Penny's steroid-infused ex-boyfriend in a suicidal mission to extract money from him?
Say hi to Kurt for us.
Leonard: Excuse me. When Frodo left the Shire to take the one ring to Mordor, didn't Samwise, Pippin and Merry go with him?
Sheldon: They did.
Leonard: Well?
Sheldon: They had a terrible time of it, Leonard.

Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Friendship Algorithm

Barry Kripke: Nope, I wanna climb some rocks.

Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Friendship Algorithm

Barry Kripke: Come on, they have birthday parties here. Little kids climb this.

Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Friendship Algorithm

Barry Kripke: Hey, look at you Cooper. You're almost half way to the top.

Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Friendship Algorithm

Barry Kripke: Hello to you, too!

Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Friendship Algorithm

Barry Kripke: Hello. How did I walk past you? I'm Barry.
Penny: Penny.
Barry Kripke: That's not a very hot name. I'm gonna call you Roxanne.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Sheldon: Your robot is inferior and it will be defeated by ours because ours exceeds yours in both design and execution. Also, I'm given to understand that your mother is overweight.


Raj: Oh, snap.


Sheldon: Now of course if that is a result of a glandular condition and not sloth and gluttony, I withdraw that comment.


Raj: What difference does it make, fat is fat.


Sheldon: There are boundaries!

Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Barry Kripke: Well, if you have any delusions about entering him against my robot, the Kripke Crippler, in the Southern California Robot Fighting League Round Robin Invitational - AKA the SCRFLRRI - his name is going to be Scrap Metal.

Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Killer Robot Instability

(O.S. - In video) Barry Kripke: As you can see, the Kripke Crippler is reducing the Chevy Cavalier to rubble.

Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Leonard: Nice little bot you've got here.
Barry Kripke: I'm aware.
Leonard: What's this do? Spin?
Barry Kripke: Yeah, at 3400 RPM. It can cut through steel like it was rubber.

Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Barry Kripke: What is his problem?

Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Barry Kripke: Are you crazy? This is a street fight. The street has no rules.

Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Barry Kripke: I will, however, give you the opportunity to concede my superiority now and offer my your robot as the spoils of war.

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