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Quote from Leslie Winkle in the episode The Hamburger Postulate

Leslie: Is it the waitress?
Leonard: Penny? What about her?
Leslie: Well, I thought I saw your pupils dilate when you looked at her, which, unless you're a heroin addict, points to sexual attraction.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Deception Verification

Sheldon: No, no. You save your apologies for after you've had disappointing coitus with Penny.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Wildebeest Implementation

Amy: Oh, my metatarsals are barking.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Codpiece Topology

Sheldon: The only way she'd be able to make a contribution to science is if they resume sending chimps into space.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Misinterpretation Agitation

Bernadette: So what are you working on these days?
Amy: I'm studying one-celled organisms to try and find the neurochemicals that lead to the feeling of shame.
Bernadette: What would a one-celled organism have to feel ashamed about?
Penny: Same as all of us. Getting out of a car without underwear.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Cooper/Kripke Inversion

Sheldon: I'm not interested in being published in Mad Magazine. Zingers fly fast in the Thunderdome, Barry.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Matrimonial Momentum

Sheldon: You know, Amy, I don't understand. Are we broken up or not? It's like you can't make up your mind.
Amy: It's because you're not giving me any space to think.
Sheldon: Well, you should think fast. Because men can sire offspring their entire life, but those eggs you're toting around have a sell-by date.

Quote from Stuart in the episode The Matrimonial Momentum

Amy: I just hope I did the right thing.
Stuart: I'm sure you did. Maybe that's the problem, you always do the right thing. Maybe it's time to do the wrong thing?
Amy: Like you're doing right now?
Stuart: Exactly.

Quote from Stuart in the episode The Matrimonial Momentum

Bernadette: What happened? They just got married.
Howard: I don't know. It's a mess. They had a huge fight in Vegas.
Bernadette: You think they'll break up?
Howard: I don't know. Sounds pretty bad. Penny's back in her apartment all by herself.
Stuart: Really?

Quote from Penny in the episode The Anxiety Optimization

Penny: Bernadette's nickname for you is the Virgin Pina Colada.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Sheldon: Of course it's not a big deal to you. You idolize me and nothing could knock me off that pedestal you put me on.
Leonard: It's true. You are a God to me.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Tenure Turbulence

Sheldon: Sheldon Cooper does not do cozy.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Empathy Optimization

Howard: Ooh, check out the stripper pole.
Bernadette: You know what that means.
Leonard: That Raj'll be on it before we make it to the freeway?
Howard: You know it!

Quote from Penny in the episode The Sales Call Sublimation

Dr. Gallo: Let's put that aside for a minute and talk about why you married Leonard.
Penny: (whispering) I don't wanna.
Dr. Gallo: Here is a man raised by an overbearing woman who completely dominated every aspect of his formative years. Do you think he's perpetuating that relationship by seeking out a partner like you?
Penny: You know, I used to wear tank tops a lot. That was a big selling point.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Sheldon: I was the nation's smartest caterpillar and after pupating in our nation's railway system, I have burst forth as the world's smartest butterfly.

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