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Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Holiday Summation

Penny: I can't believe you fit in the crib.
Bernadette: I could take a bath in the sink. I don't, but I can.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Raj: (In a sing-songy fashion) You see, I was at the doctor's office, the folder was right there, so I took a peek.
Howard: (Imitating Koothrappali) And talking like this doesn't make it less creepy.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Leonard: Damn, I need my inhaler.
Penny: Just don't smoke.
Leonard: No, I went down the stairs too fast.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Leonard: I found it, but it's empty.
Penny: Well, it doesn't matter. We're not going to the hospital now.
Leonard: Are you sure? I'd really like to.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Leonard: If we find my backup inhaler, maybe we can get frisky.
Penny: Oh, you sexy, wheezy little man.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Bernadette: Raj!
Raj: (into the camera) Well, okay, I'm gonna sign off now. This next part may contain some adult language.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Leonard: Found the backup inhaler. Want to have sex?
Penny: Well, I didn't until I heard that.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Raj: (Outside, in a sing-song voice) Hello! Howard and Bernadette kicked me out because I told them they're having a girl! Oopsy, I did it again.
Penny: Maybe if we're quiet, he'll go away.
Raj: (sing-songy) You're gonna have to be quieter than that.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Amy: I got a Gryffindor robe for you.
Sheldon: (exhales) Oh A Gryffindor sleeping with a Hufflepuff? How scandalous.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Amy: (hiding behind the door in her Harry Potter costume) Hello Is this about the baby?
Raj: No. People just keep kicking me out everywhere I go.
Amy: Good. Then you're used to this. (closes the door on Raj)

Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Howard: So, what are we gonna name this kid? Now that we know she's a girl, it kind of ruins my plan for Wally Wolowitz.
Bernadette: Could name her after your mom.
Howard: Debbie? (chuckles) No, she hated that name.
Bernadette: Did she have a middle name?
Howard: Melvina.
Bernadette: Let's keep thinking.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Leonard: I've come to peace with my relationship with my parents. That was a big milestone for me.
Sheldon: Oh, speaking of personal growth, I recently tried eating Swiss chard. You know, I didn't swallow it, but Amy said it counted.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Penny: You know, Raj, honey, you're being too hard on yourself. When I first met you, you couldn't even talk to women. I mean, you couldn't even talk if one was in the room.
Raj: Oh, great, now I can say things like "I can't believe you're breaking up with me.", "Why are you breaking up with me?", "Yes, I'll still help you move".

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Property Division Collision

Sheldon: Oh, now, what about our 3-D chess set?
Leonard: Let me guess, you want it.
Sheldon: Well, no, I just didn't think you'd want a physical reminder of a game you never managed to win. As a kindness, I should probably take all the games.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Property Division Collision

Amy: I've got the Neosporin. Who got hurt?
Sheldon: It's a good thing you're cute.

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