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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Codpiece Topology

Sheldon: That was not fifteenth century soap. My God, these people need to learn you can't just put "ye olde" in front of anything and expect to get away with it.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Codpiece Topology

Sheldon: Friday's always vintage game night. Look, my mom included the memory card. We can pick up where I left off in 1999 when I had pernicious anaemia.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Codpiece Topology

Sheldon: Of all the overrated physicists in all the labs in all the world, why does it have to be Leslie Winkle?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Codpiece Topology

Sheldon: Hello to you, insufficiently intelligent person.

Quote from Leslie Winkle in the episode The Codpiece Topology

Leslie: Wow. So, I heard your relationship with Penny crashed to the ground like blue ice falling out of an airplane lavatory.
Leonard: Where did you hear that?
Leslie: Actually I read it. Wolowitz texted me.
Leonard: (Reading the text) "Like blue ice falling out of an airplane lavatory." Yep.
Leslie: I thought it was a pretty good one, I gave him an L-O-L.

Quote from Leslie Winkle in the episode The Codpiece Topology

Leslie: Oh. So, how many children do you think we should have?
(Leonard splutters)
I'm sorry, that was a little abrupt.
Leonard: A little.
Leslie: I mean there are so many things to talk about before we discuss reproduction.
Leonard: I sure hope so.
Leslie: Besides shortness, what genetic weaknesses run in your family?

Quote from Leslie Winkle in the episode The Codpiece Topology

Leonard: Well, I think tonight was a very good start.
Leslie: Me too. You're sure you're okay postponing intercourse until our relationship is past the initial viability test?
Leonard: No problem, I'm very skilled at postponing intercourse. So I guess I'll call you and we'll arrange another evening.
Leslie: Yes. I believe protocol dictates that you wait a minimum of 18 hours before you call so I'm not repulsed by your cloying eagerness.
Leonard: Sure.
Leslie: Again, it's your decision, you're the man.

Quote from Leslie Winkle in the episode The Codpiece Topology

Leslie: Hey fellow scientists. Sheldon.

Quote from Leslie Winkle in the episode The Codpiece Topology

Leslie: You agree with me, right, loop quantum gravity is the future of physics.
Leonard: Sorry Leslie, I guess I prefer my space stringy not loopy.
Leslie: Well, I'm glad I found out the truth about you before this went any further.
Leonard: Truth, what truth? We're talking about untested hypotheses, uh, it's no big deal.
Leslie: Oh, it isn't, really? Tell me Leonard, how would we raise the children?

Quote from Leslie Winkle in the episode The Codpiece Topology

Leonard: I guess we let them wait until they're old enough and let them choose their own theory.
Leslie: We can't let them choose, Leonard, they're children!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Peanut Reaction

Penny: I want to talk to you.
Sheldon: What would we talk about? We've no overlapping areas of interest I'm aware of,. and you know I don't care for chit-chat.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Peanut Reaction

Penny: He just doesn't know he wants one because he's never had one.
Howard: I suppose that's possible, but for the record, I've never had a threesome and yet I still know I want one.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Peanut Reaction

Leonard: Look, I am in the Halo battle of my life here. There's this kid in Copenhagen. He has no immune system so all he does is sit in his bubble and play Halo 24/7.
Howard: Can't you play him some other time?
Leonard: Not if you believe his doctors.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Peanut Reaction

Leonard: Here you go, Copenhagen boy, how about a taste of Hans Christian Hand Grenade.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Peanut Reaction

Shopper: Excuse me, do you know anything about this stuff?
Sheldon: I know everything about this stuff.

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