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Quote from the episode The Property Division Collision

Leonard: Uh, Theodore, how long are you planning to stay exactly?
Theodore: Oh, thanks to the coins I found in your couch, a day longer than I thought.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Property Division Collision

Leonard: Sheldon, get out here!
Sheldon: Will you keep it down? What kind of vengeful bed and breakfast do you think I'm running?

Quote from Amy in the episode The Property Division Collision

Theodore: Excuse me. It's none of my business, but it sounds like a lot of this anger is coming from love.
Leonard: Yeah, thanks, but nobody asked you.
Theodore: Well, I'm just gonna keep on talking. Seems like, with Sheldon moving out, you're in a new phase of your lives and it's easier to fight than to face the feelings that you have for one another.
Amy: I think he might be right. Also, who is that?

Quote from Penny in the episode The Property Division Collision

Sheldon: I have to admit, leaving you to move in with Amy has been harder than I thought it would be.
Leonard: Well, for me, too. It's not the same with you gone.
Theodore: If you're looking for a new guy to live with-
Leonard: No!
Penny: We're good. Thank you.

Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Geology Elevation

Howard: I've worked with Hawking. He's got a great sense of humor. And I think he'd like it.
Bernadette: Okay, call him and show him. I dare you.
Howard: I have no problem calling him.
Bernadette: Fine, then do it.
Howard: Fine, I will.
Bernadette: While you're bothering the world's most famous scientist, be sure to show him how funny he looks getting stuck under our dishwasher.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Geology Elevation

Sheldon: Hey, it's not even called the "Genius Grant," it's the MacArthur Fellowship. Just like it's not Frankenstein, it's "Frankenstein's Monster." Which brings us back to that hulking simpleton over there. And if anyone's a genius, it's me for the way I brought that full circle.

Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Geology Elevation

Howard: You busy? There's somebody out here who wants to meet you.
Bernadette: Who is it?
Howard: Say hello to everybody's little friend, remote control Stephen Hawking!
Bernadette: Where did you get that?
Howard: I found him in an old box.
Bernadette: Why would you buy it?
Howard: I didn't buy it. I made it.
Bernadette: Last question. What is wrong with you?

Quote from Penny in the episode The Geology Elevation

Leonard: It's always fun watching him read someone else's work.
*Sheldon grimaces as he's reading Bert's paper*
Penny: It's like scrolling through the emojis on my phone.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Geology Elevation

Amy: Sheldon, it's foolish to be angry that Bert's work has merit.
Sheldon: Yeah, well I am angry! And you telling me not to be angry makes me angry! And do you know how hearing myself say the word angry over and over makes me feel?
Penny: (raises her hand) Ooh, angry?
Leonard: What are you doing?
Penny: I knew the answer. I got excited.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Geology Elevation

Leonard: Hey, buddy, why don't we go for a walk, so you can calm down.
Sheldon: That's a good idea. I guess everyone's having them now.
Leonard: Hey, I'm trying to help you.
Sheldon: Fine. You can walk ahead of me and scare off the pigeons.
Leonard: (To the girls) You just wave your arms a little and they fly away, it's not--

Quote from Raj in the episode The Geology Elevation

Howard: Okay, Raj, I'm gonna show you something. Now, one of us thinks it's offensive. The other thinks it's hilarious and a great idea. But, I'm not going to tell you who likes it.
(Howard demonstrates Remote Control Stephen Hawking)
Raj: This is tough. But I'm going to say it's the guy who shows me YouTube videos of people getting hit in the nuts.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Geology Elevation

Sheldon: Leonard, I'm having a primal urge to throw this rock.
Leonard: Do it. Visualize it as your anger and toss it out of your life.
Sheldon: Perhaps I will. This rock encapsulates all my negative emotions. I will cast you far away. Feel free to take out a pigeon while you're at it.
Leonard: Let it fly.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Geology Elevation

Amy: You know, Sheldon, instead of fixating on what Bert has, you should appreciate all of the good things in your life. You've got love, you're in good health, you've got a roof over your head.
Sheldon: Yeah, but you've got all those things, and no one's lining up to be you.
Amy: Anybody else want to try? I'm gonna go make some more tea and question my life choices.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Geology Elevation

Penny: This is getting old fast, Dolores, knock it off!
Sheldon: Uh, do you really think calling me names is helpful?
Penny: I do! Your life is fine, you big baby!
Sheldon: Maybe you're right.
Amy: Really?!
Leonard: If it helps, I'm questioning your life choices, too.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Geology Elevation

Amy: What's up?
Howard: I'm conducting a quick survey. Do you think this respectful and loving tribute to a great man is in poor taste? (Howard rolls out Remote Control Stephen Hawking)
Amy: Yep.

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