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Sheldon: There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Sheldon: If I'd known this was about time travel, I'd have watched this much sooner.
Sheldon: I'm sensing awkwardness. Am I right?
Sheldon: No, I'm not okay. I'm wearing borrowed pants, I don't have ID, and one of the officers here won't stop calling me chicken legs.
Bernadette: Almost there. You're doing great.
Howard: Thanks for lifting my spirits. Next time, try lifting the box.
Penny: If you do something cool in science, you might change the world. If I become a famous actress ... I'm not going to tell you why movie stars are the best, they just are.
Sheldon: Oh apple juice stay where you are.
Sheldon: Leonard, let me tell you something. Personal robots cannot get here soon enough.
Bernadette: So, I'm glad you guys are here. There's something I want to share with you. Howie and I are going to-
Penny: (phone beeps) Leonard says you're pregnant.
Penny: "Don't say anything. Act surprised when she tells you." All right, how you want to do this?
Raj: Groundbreaking revelations, tropical drinks. Tell me this isn't like the best episode of Sex and the City.
Bernadette: We were out one night, and things got a little spontaneous.
Amy: Oh, that sounds juicy.
Bernadette: Well, Sheldon was going on and on about time zones and railroad schedules, and I went out-
Penny: Wait, I remember that. Hang on. You did it at our place?
Bernadette: Kind of on Sheldon's bed.
Bernadette: I was headed to the bathroom, and I passed Howie on his way out. Usually he says, "Do not go in there," but this time he said, "Hey, let's go in here."
Penny: Hey, how'd it go?
Leonard: Oh, great. Dr. Gallo is terrific. You know, I-I've always been insecure that no one cares about what I have to say, but she made me see-
Penny: Yeah, no one cares. Did you help me out or not?
Penny: "So instead she asked if in the future Montana ever became a state."
Amy: Hey, in the 1800s that was considered flirting.
Leonard: You make a lot of sense. I like this table and I'm getting it.
Penny: Really, this one?
Leonard: That one.
Leonard: Damn right I like that one.
Barry Kripke: I'd love to babysit for you. Kids love me. Something about me just makes them waff and waff.
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