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Quote from Raj in the episode The Anxiety Optimization

Raj: Go ahead. You can't embarrass me. I have a beautiful girlfriend and a dog who loves me so much she drinks my bathwater.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Anxiety Optimization

Leonard: Your George Lucas autograph is really a me autograph.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Anxiety Optimization

Penny: Sheldon, we are just people. We talk about the same things you guys talk about.
Sheldon: You talk about if werewolves can swim? See, Leonard says yes, but I say it depends on whether the human could swim before he was bitten. What do you think?
Penny: Let's just talk about our periods.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Space Probe Disintegration

Raj: It all comes down to this.
(Raj shoots bottle in a trash can)
Howard: You happy? Now you can relax.
Raj: What kind of a scientist are you?! Everyone knows you've got to make two out of three!

Quote from Dr. Koothrappali in the episode The Clean Room Infiltration

Dr. Koothrappali: I see you got engaged.
Penny: Yes, we did.
Dr. Koothrappali: Let me tell you a story.
Raj: Dad.
Dr. Koothrappali: Sorry. I'm sure you won't grow to hate each other.

Quote from the episode The Champagne Reflection

Penny: Bernadette's just parking the car.
Dan: Oh good. Bernadette. Cute, sweet, vicious, little Bernadette.

Quote from the episode The Prom Equivalency

Raj: This is so messed up.
Emily: I know, I'm having the best time.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Expedition Approximation

Raj: (fanning himself) Oh, this heat is brutal!
Sheldon: As someone from the tropical sub-continent of India, you should know that fanning yourself in a humid environment only raises your body temperature.
Raj: Huh. That does explain why the servants used to look so hot while they were fanning me.

Quote from Penny in the episode The First Pitch Insufficiency

Penny: Well, that's not good. You being blindly infatuated with me was the rock we were building this relationship on.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Penny: So you want me to be a teacher's pet?
Bernadette: Couldn't hurt.
Leonard: I don't know. Who here has ever been hurt because they were the teacher's pet?
*Sheldon, Amy, Howard, Leonard and Raj raise their hands*

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Penny: Hi, wanna do yoga with me?
Leonard: Let me just have some coffee first and then I'll have the strength to tell you how much I won't be doing that.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Leonard: A butterfly could have gotten himself home from Arizona.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Status Quo Combustion

Sheldon: So when will you reopen?
Stuart: I don't know. I'm waiting to hear back from the insurance company.
Sheldon: So tomorrow?

Quote from Howard in the episode The Gorilla Dissolution

Howard: Would you like me to play some Polish music while you carry her to the toilet?
Bernadette: You are a putz.
Howard: As advertised.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Gorilla Dissolution

Sheldon: That was awkward, right?
Raj: Uh huh.
Sheldon: Is it because she's dating you but was out with that other fella?
Raj: Yes.
Sheldon: Good. I thought she saw something on my forehead.

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