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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Sheldon: Good morning! See? I didn't knock, but it's fine. (Quietly to himself) I didn't knock, but it's fine. I didn't knock, but it's fine.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Sheldon: Wow. I anticipated we'd have problems, but I never thought your scientific rigor would be one of them.
Amy: I'm sorry, are you questioning my integrity as a scientist?
Sheldon: If the lab room disposable shoe cover fits.
Penny: Was that a science diss?
Leonard: Yeah.
Penny: Was it a good one?
Leonard: Meh.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Amy: What would a theoretical physicist understand about an experiment anyway? I mean, you wouldn't know a confounding variable if two of them hit you in the face at the same time! And you don't even get that joke, 'cause you don't even work with confounding variables!

Quote from Penny in the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Sheldon: How dare you.
Amy: Oh, you heard me. Your experimental bona fides are laughable.
Sheldon: Whoa, whoa! Now you're making fun of my bona fides?
Amy: Can't make fun of something that's a null set.
Penny: I feel like I should say "damn!"
Leonard: Do it.
Penny: Damn!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Sheldon: Well, if you are so protective of the scientific method, perhaps we should use the next five weeks to finish what we started.
Amy: Well, for science, maybe I will!
Sheldon: For science, maybe you should!
Amy: Fine!
Sheldon: Fine!
Amy: Good.
Sheldon: Great.
Amy: Do you want to go to our place and make out?
Sheldon: Does Stephen Hawking roll through the quad?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Dependence Transcendence

Sheldon: I am cool. This is YooHoo. Chocolate milk's delicious, watery cousin.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Dependence Transcendence

Raj: Well, I think the first thing we should get rid of is that tone.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Dependence Transcendence

Howard: If you're tired, have some coffee.
Sheldon: What? You have some coffee.
Howard: I am having coffee.
Sheldon: And look how irritable it's making you!

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Dependence Transcendence

Sheldon: I don't think I can go much longer.
Leonard: It's been three and a half minutes, wake up!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Dependence Transcendence

Leonard: So, what are you guys gonna do today?
Amy: Well, Sheldon was supposed to go to this party with me this afternoon, but I don't think that's happening.
Sheldon: Oh, that was never happening.

Quote from the episode The Dependence Transcendence

The Flash: Here, it's on the house.
Sheldon: The first one's free? Flash, how do you stay in business?
The Flash: You want to know my secret? I bought stock in Marvel.

Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Dependence Transcendence

Bernadette: I should probably keep this in case we have a girl.
Raj: Oh, that's a nice one. Was it yours when you were little?
Bernadette: My dad built it for me.
Raj: Wow, it's so cute.
Bernadette: This was the husband and this was the wife. They'd go out on adventures together. Cruises, skiing, horseback riding. That was really me just duct taping them to our dog.
Raj: Oh, and did they have kids?
Bernadette: They did, but the mommy and daddy didn't like them, so they shipped them off to an orphanage I made out of a shoebox.
Raj: Yeah, that's not worrisome at all.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Dependence Transcendence

Bert: Well, I guess this is kind of a bust. You don't have to stay. I'm gonna start cleaning up.
Penny: Okay.
Amy: I feel so bad about leaving him here.
Penny: Oh, it's funny, I was just thinking the same thing about you.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Dependence Transcendence

Bert: Hey, listen, could you not say anything about this to the people at the university? You know, 'cause you're you and I'm me, and it's kind of embarrassing.
Penny: Wait, what do you mean "she's her"?
Bert: Well, you know how Amy's the coolest girl on campus, right?
Penny: No.
Amy: No.
Bert: Oh yeah, everybody thinks so.
Penny: What? You tell me about your foot fungus, but this is a secret?

Quote from Amy in the episode The Dependence Transcendence

Bert: And when Amy started using a solution of chromic acid and white vinegar to clean all her lab equipment, all of a sudden, everybody was doing it.
Penny: You trend setter!
Amy: Just the right idea at the right time.

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