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Quote from Raj in the episode The Hesitation Ramification

Howard: What's your part?
Penny: I play a customer in a diner and I flirt with Mark Harmon.
Raj: Ooh, Mark Harmon. He's a dreamboat.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Hesitation Ramification

Leonard: Hey, can we talk?
Penny: We can, but the part of Penny might get cut.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Cooper Extraction

Amy: Here's another one. Penny, if it weren't for Sheldon, you never would have met comic book legend Stan Lee.
Penny: Great.

Quote from Professor Proton in the episode The Proton Displacement

Sheldon: So what prescription are you getting filled?
Leonard: Sheldon!
Sheldon: No wait, I want to guess. Don't tell me.
Professor Proton: I wasn't going to tell you.

Quote from Professor Proton in the episode The Proton Displacement

Sheldon: No, wait. I'm really good at this. Give me a hint. Does it involve difficulty initiating a stream of anything?
Professor Proton: Well, given my age, that's more than just a lucky guess.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Proton Displacement

Amy: Have you ever wondered why Arthur didn't want you to read his paper?
Sheldon: Yes, I have. And my only conclusion is the prescription he was picking up the other day was for cuckoo pills.

Quote from Professor Proton in the episode The Proton Displacement

Professor Proton: What do you want, Sheldon?
Sheldon: It's been pointed out by my girlfriend that I may have been annoying to you.
Professor Proton: She sounds like a keeper.

Quote from Professor Proton in the episode The Proton Displacement

Sheldon: Now that you and I are friends again, I am at your disposal. And frankly, lending my name and reputation to it will help. Because a lot of people think you're a washed up has-been ... or dead.
Professor Proton: I should be so lucky.

Quote from Professor Proton in the episode The Proton Displacement

Professor Proton: If someone had told me people would still call me Professor Proton when I was eighty-three years old, I never would have quit smoking.

Quote from Professor Proton in the episode The Proton Displacement

Bill Nye: What are you guys working on?
Leonard: We're making nano-vacuum tubes.
Bill Nye: Interesting.
Professor Proton: Haven't you stolen enough from? Back off bow-tie!

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Proton Displacement

*Leonard's phone vibrates*
Leonard: Oh, God.
Professor Proton: What is it?
Leonard: Sheldon just sent me a picture of him and Bill Nye getting smoothies.

Quote from Professor Proton in the episode The Proton Displacement

Leonard: Oh, gees.
Professor Proton: Another photo from Sheldon?
Leonard: No, I have to go pick him up. Bill Nye ditched him at the smoothie place.
Professor Proton: He probably stole his wallet too.

Quote from Professor Proton in the episode The Proton Displacement

Sheldon: Arthur, I'm surprised to see your here.
Professor Proton: Yeah, me too. Somewhere around the third floor I began to see a white light.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Scavenger Vortex

Leonard: We did them at Princeton, too.
Howard: Oh, that's cute. Like it's a real college.
Sheldon: That's amusing. I was going to say the same about M.I.T., but it works for Princeton, too.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Scavenger Vortex

Leonard: You really think he's gonna send us to a bowling alley?
Sheldon: Well, if he does, do you know how filthy those rental balls are? They might as well stand on the corner and give away free rectal exams.

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