1112 - The Matrimonial Metric Aired January 4, 2018

The Matrimonial Metric

When Sheldon and Amy out their friends through a series of secret experiments to determine who should be their best man and maid of honor, Penny's true feelings about Amy are revealed.

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Guest Stars: Kevin Sussman as Stuart

Writers: Maria Ferrari (Story), Tara Hernandez (Story), Jeremy Howe (Story), Steve Holland (Teleplay), Eric Kaplan (Teleplay), Andy Gordon (Teleplay)

Director: Mark Cendrowski

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Episode Notes

  • The title refers to Sheldon and Amy's process of determining who should be their best man and maid of honor.

Episode Quotes

Sheldon: You know, I don't know how I feel about all this baby-proofing. If Halley can't teach herself to walk down the stairs, then maybe that's nature's way of saying the Wolowitz line ends here.

Sheldon: My mother is pushing for my brother, Georgie, to be my best man, and I hate to disappoint her again. I already rejected her savior and her LinkedIn invitation.

Sheldon: So as to not upset any of you further, I've asked Stuart to be my best man, and he's agreed. You're all still invited to the bachelor party. Uh, he's thinking Costco and the theme is browsing.