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Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Amy: Hey, I-I was thinking, now that you and your brother made up, there's no reason to rush home. Maybe you and Leonard could, could stay for, uh [looking at her eye-drops] two to three more fun-filled days there.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Penny: Hey! I got all the beads to the other side.
Howard: It's not a puzzle, Penny.
Amy: Do you really want to be touching that? Do you know how many sick kids? You know, never mind. Knock yourself out.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Bernadette: We're so sorry we ruined your date.
Amy: Oh, boo-hoo. His date got ruined. I'm about to get married, and look at me.
Penny: It looks like it's getting better.
Amy: Oh, does it? Does it look like that with your two clear eyes?
Penny: I'm sorry. Are you mad that I don't have pink eye?
Amy: What do you think?

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Sheldon: No, my mother. Guess who she's insisting we invite to our wedding.
Amy: Jesus?
Sheldon: If only.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Sheldon: That's not right. That's so unreasonable. Yeah, well, if you're going to be like this, then I don't want to talk to you right now, either. Okay. I love you. Bye.
Amy: Amazon customer support?

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Amy: Okay, so each welcome bag gets a schedule of events, a map, and chocolate from me. And from Sheldon, a bottle of Purell, the number for Poison Control in case someone accidentally drinks the Purell, and a laminated table of elements because the American school system is a failure.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Amy: Should I try on some more?
Bernadette: Are you having fun?
Amy: Am I having fun being beautiful? Of course I am!

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Amy: Uh, guys, we have a problem.
Penny: Are you okay?
Bernadette: What's wrong?
Amy: I look amazing in all of these dresses!
Bernadette: Wow. Look at your waist. Where you been hiding that thing?
Amy: (giggles) Bernadette, stop. Penny, you say something nice now.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Amy: Sheldon, they're not gonna give you half a billion dollars. I mean, they won't even give me that much and I keep promising I can make people's brains "grow younger".
Penny: Can you?
Amy: (whispering) No. Shh.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Amy: What do you need that kind of money for?
Sheldon: I have figured out an experimental design that may corroborate my latest thinking on string theory. I just need 2,148 high-power lasers to compress 20 micrograms of gold into a small enough volume to make a microscopic black hole.
Amy: [seeing Penny's incomprehension] Just nod.
Penny: Mmm.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Amy: Sheldon, you know, Penny's got a point. Sometimes when you want something big from someone, you-you got to be careful not to scare them away, you know? You got to start small and-and build up slowly, even if it takes eight years. Eight long years.
Sheldon: That's oddly specific. Have you ever done that?
Amy: Nope.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Amy: My mother wouldn't approve; shows too much clavicle. She calls it "the bosom's welcome mat."

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Amy: And I heard you and Sheldon had a great time today talking about comic books.
Denise: We did.
Amy: Great. Here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna teach me how to do that.
Denise: Do what?
Amy: Pretend to like comic books.
Denise: Oh, no, I actually like comic books.
Amy: All right, let's not get hung up on semantics. It's late, we got a lot of work to do.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Amy: You must be Denise.
Denise: Oh, yeah. How can I help you?
Amy: I'm Amy, Sheldon's fiancée.
Denise: Oh. I got to be honest, I wasn't a hundred percent sure you were real.
Amy: Oh, I am.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Sheldon: It's just, Stuart knows my likes and dislikes. And I can count on his discretion if I pick up the occasional back issue of Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen. Which I don't.
Amy: Well, don't think of her as a stranger. Just think of her as a a friend you haven't berated, lectured or condescended to yet.
Sheldon: I hadn't thought of it that way. Thank you.
Amy: You're welcome.

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