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Quote from the episode The Reclusive Potential

Bernadette: Come on, let's go somewhere we can do body shots off shirtless bartenders.
Penny: Yes.
Amy: I don't know. That might be too much.
Penny: All right, you know what, why don't we stay home, have a little wine?
Amy: What are you not getting about this?!

Quote from the episode The Reclusive Potential

Amy: My bachelorette party's a quilting bee! (forced chuckle)
Bernadette: Isn't it perfect?
Penny: Yeah, instead of oiled-up strippers and sex toys, we thought: what does Amy like?
Amy: (unenthusiastically) Amy likes the quilting bee.

Quote from the episode The Reclusive Potential

Amy: Well, I wish I could say none of that is gonna happen, but Penny is planning it, and she is the reason I own those underwear with writing across the butt.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Amy: Sheldon, you know, Penny's got a point. Sometimes when you want something big from someone, you-you got to be careful not to scare them away, you know? You got to start small and-and build up slowly, even if it takes eight years. Eight long years.
Sheldon: That's oddly specific. Have you ever done that?
Amy: Nope.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Amy: My mother wouldn't approve; shows too much clavicle. She calls it "the bosom's welcome mat."

Quote from the episode The Tenant Disassociation

Amy: It's not your fault. I mean, what man wouldn't be seduced by the power to decide how late the laundry room stays open?
Penny: Wait, you're the reason I had to come back and get my jeans the next morning?
Sheldon: I can't believe you expect me to give that up.

Quote from the episode The Tenant Disassociation

Leonard: So, looks like we need to figure out who the new president should be. I nominate myself.
Penny: I second it.
Amy: Huh. Well, as a woman in love, I want to stand by my man. Too bad that's been rendered bureaucratically impossible.

Quote from the episode The Tenant Disassociation

Leonard: Hey, Sheldon. We found something pretty interesting.
Amy: Huh. Well, that is surprising. I, for one, have no idea what they're talking about.
Leonard: Turns out, when Amy took over Penny's apartment, she was put on the lease, not you.
Penny: Yeah, and when I moved across the hall, you got taken off the lease and I got added.
Amy: Well, what are you saying? That Sheldon's not technically a tenant at all and therefore, has no standing to be president of the tenants association no matter who votes for him? I don't know how you found that out, but I am guessing all on your own.

Quote from the episode The Tenant Disassociation

Penny: What?
Amy: Don't be mad at me. I mean, I can't vote against him.
Leonard: Even when he's being crazy?
Amy: Well, what other times are there?!

Quote from the episode The Tenant Disassociation

Sheldon: Uh, uh, hold on. Hold on. First, we have to read the minutes from last month's meeting. Amy, would you do the honors?
Amy: Why not? "Saturday, March 3rd.
7:05, meeting called to order.
7:06, president gets shampoo in eye.
7:07, meeting adjourned."

Quote from the episode The Tenant Disassociation

Amy: I don't want to be in the middle of this. No matter which way I vote, I'm either a bad friend, a bad fiancée, or an ungrateful recipient of a battery.
Sheldon: Next time I have a meeting in the shower, you're welcome to attend.
Amy: Sheldon. Sheldon for president. I pick Sheldon!

Quote from the episode The Tenant Disassociation

Penny: Do you know he is the entire tenants association?
Amy: No, but I'm not surprised. He's also the pope of a planet he invented in hyperspace.

Quote from the episode The Tenant Disassociation

Amy: You know, why don't I just go down to the food truck and ask them to move?
Sheldon: Why are you taking cash?
Amy: No reason.

Quote from the episode The Tenant Disassociation

Sheldon: Hmm. Well, maybe the Chinese did invent the sandwich. I guess you were right.
Amy: Too bad no one's around to hear it.

Quote from the episode The Tenant Disassociation

Amy: So, there's something you like, but it's also driving you crazy. Been there, doing it now.

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