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Quote from the episode The Closet Reconfiguration

Amy: His quirks just make you love him more. Someone please agree with me.

Quote from the episode The Weekend Vortex

Amy: I had to go to my aunt's party all by myself, and everybody was like, "Where's this boyfriend you're always talking about? Is he real, or did you make him up like Armin the miniature horse breeder?"
Penny: Who's Armin the miniature horse breeder?
Amy: The pretend boyfriend I invented to get my family off my back. It unraveled quickly when I couldn't answer the question how'd you two meet?
Penny: I would have thought at a miniature horse show.
Amy: Oh, that's good.
Penny: Mm.
Amy: I panicked and said Woodstock. I just wanted to show Sheldon off to my family.

Quote from the episode The Military Miniaturization

Amy: I am really regretting that I got you a Happy Meal.

Quote from the episode The Solo Oscillation

Leonard: So, I think if we want to predict the height of the wave, we need to use elasticity theory and model the lattice as one continuous flexible piece.
Amy: This is fun.
Leonard: Mm-hmm.
Amy: Playing with Popsicle sticks, exploring ways to store kinetic energy. It's like preschool all over again.

Quote from the episode The Weekend Vortex

Amy: Spent a lot of my childhood throwing coins into wishing wells hoping for friends. At a certain point, you start doing trick shots just to keep things interesting.

Quote from the episode The Solo Oscillation

Amy: I was gonna ask if being married felt any different.
Leonard: Oh, uh, not really. Sorry. That probably wasn't the answer you were looking for.
Amy: No, actually it is. I mean, Sheldon and I are in a really great place right now, and I just, I don't want anything to mess that up.
Leonard: Mm-hmm. You do remember you're here because he kicked you out of your apartment?
Amy: Yes. His work is important to him. It's one of the things I find the sexiest about him. Well, that and-
Leonard: Aah! [setting off the lattice]
Amy: - his butt.
Leonard: Ugh.

Quote from the episode The Ornithophobia Diffusion

Amy: Sheldon, the only way to get past this fear is to interact with it. Just like you did with the mailman.

Quote from the episode The Higgs Boson Observation

Penny: So, who are you calling?
Amy: I'm going to video-chat Sheldon. If my new look leads to phone sex, I'm going to have to ask you to leave the room.

Quote from the episode The Higgs Boson Observation

Amy: I'd like to speak to Sheldon.
Alex: I'm sorry. Hes asked me to hold all calls unless you're Stephen Hawking, his mother or himself from the future.
Amy: All right. Well, tell him Amy called.
Alex: Last name?
Amy: He knows my last name. I'm his girlfriend. We have a contract and everything. I'll send you a PDF.

Quote from the episode The Weekend Vortex

Amy: (Storming into the apartment) Sheldon Cooper, I've got a bone to pick with you, and I'm about to do it in front of all your friends.
Penny: Yeah, you pick that bone. You pick that bone clean!
Amy: I'm gonna publicly shame you, and then sit back as societal pressure compels you to modify your behavior.
Penny: Ooh, burn!
Amy: And if you don't start treating me better, I'm leaving you for a miniature horse breeder named Armin.
Sheldon: Armin who?
Amy: Armin ... damn it.

Quote from the episode The Holographic Excitation

Sheldon: What if we were to go as dinner table favourites salt and pepper?
Amy: You know salt makes me retain water and my cousin William was ground to death in a pepper factory accident.

Quote from the episode The Athenaeum Allocation

Amy: I mean, Leonard and Penny are right there.
Sheldon: But he told me he checked on our membership just last week, and we were still 400th in line.
Amy: I'm sure there's an innocent explanation that won't ruin my day at all.

Quote from the episode The Higgs Boson Observation

Amy: You were right. I had nothing to worry about. That skank's your problem, not mine.

Quote from the episode The Higgs Boson Observation

Amy: Look at you, putting on a brave face.
Penny: There's nothing to be brave about. Everything's fine.
Amy: Really? I don't know how much you know about primate behavior, but Sheldon's assistant was clearly courting Leonard. Were she a mandrill, she would have bent over and displayed her brightly colored hindquarters like a big red welcome mat. By the way, you try that at the junior prom, you get kicked out.

Quote from the episode The Higgs Boson Observation

Penny: Fine, it bothers me a little. No. You know what? This is stupid. It doesn't bother me. Okay, it bothers me. But only because she wouldn't stop laughing. Leonard is not that funny.
Amy: And there you have it, prefrontal cortex reasoning versus limbic lust. If this were a boxing match, they might call it the thrilla adjacent to the amygdala. If you were a brain scientist, you would be busting a gut right now.

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