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Quote from the episode The Pulled Groin Extrapolation

Penny: You're a brain scientist. Can you explain to me why a brilliant man likes playing with toy trains?
Amy: Not without cutting his head open, no.

Quote from the episode The Wildebeest Implementation

Bernadette: (on the phone) I think they're on to me. The story's starting to fall apart.
Amy: (on the phone) Calm down. Everything's going to be okay. (To Penny) We may have to kill her.

Quote from the episode The Wildebeest Implementation

Bernadette: I was too busy covering my heinie on Amy's stupid astronaut story!
Amy: What astronaut story?
Bernadette: You texted me "Penny's dating an astronaut."
Amy: I texted architect. That's amusing. Auto-correct must've changed it.
Bernadette: Yeah, it's hysterical.
Penny: All right, look, just forget about the astronaut.
Amy: Architect. Where would you have met an astronaut?

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Stuart: What are you doing?
Amy: Pigeon check for Sheldon. North side's all clear!
Sheldon: Great. Let's look at some planets!

Quote from the episode The Solo Oscillation

Penny: So what's all this?
Leonard: Well, Amy and I were talking about old science fair projects, and how fun it would be to recreate them.
Amy: We're making hot ice.
Leonard: It's pretty cool.
Amy: (chuckles) Nice one. (Amy and Leonard high five)

Quote from the episode The Solo Oscillation

Leonard: I'm sorry, we don't have to do more experiments. Let's do something we can all enjoy.
Amy: Hey, uh, you want to watch that show you like where people want to buy a house and then they do?

Quote from the episode The Citation Negation

Penny: Hey, you guys look all comfy. Did-did you take the day off?
Amy: It's Saturday.
Leonard: No, it's not.
Sheldon: Great, another thing we're wrong about. How many does that make, Amy?
Amy: Two.
Sheldon: Two things. What happened to us?
Amy: I'll tell you what happened. Professor Gregoropovich.
Leonard: I-I think it's Gregora-poli-popivich, but-
Amy: Three.

Quote from the episode The Recombination Hypothesis

Bernadette: Why do you think he asked you out again?
Penny: I don't know.
Amy: Maybe he's dying. That would be so romantic.
Penny: He's not dying.
Amy: Too bad. If he were, she could just throw him in bed and ride him right up until he flatlines.

Quote from the episode The Weekend Vortex

Amy: I think you're really going to enjoy yourself today. Not only do you get to meet my relatives, but since my aunt's nursing home is catering the party, all of the food is incredibly soft. It's like a vacation for your teeth.

Quote from the episode The Recombination Hypothesis

Bernadette: Do you think you'll sleep with him tonight?
Penny: Absolutely not. Look, we're just gonna have dinner and, you know, see how it goes.
Amy: If he were dying, would you sleep with him?
Penny: What?
Amy: Assuming he were dying of something that couldn't be sexually transmitted. You know, like a spear wound to the head.
Penny: Okay, he is not dying.
Amy: How do you know? Are you a doctor?

Quote from the episode The Planetarium Collision

Amy: So I'm gonna place the sensory isolation helmet on you for about five minutes. All you need to do is sit still and relax.
Colin: What do I do if I start to get claustrophobic?
Amy: Oh, the helmet will sense that and stop the experiment.
Colin: Really?
Amy: No, but that would be cool, wouldn't it?

Quote from the episode The Holographic Excitation

Amy: So, listen, Sheldon, I was thinking, since this is gonna be our first Halloween party as boyfriend and girlfriend, I thought it might be fun for us to go in a couples costume.
Sheldon: I couldn't agree more.
Amy: Really? I find that inconsistent with everything I know about you.

Quote from the episode The Planetarium Collision

Amy: I'm tracking a subject's brain activity in real time as we introduce olfactory stimuli.
Colin: I'm smelling baby powder.
Amy: That's just my husband.

Quote from the episode The Closet Reconfiguration

Amy: His quirks just make you love him more. Someone please agree with me.

Quote from the episode The Weekend Vortex

Amy: I had to go to my aunt's party all by myself, and everybody was like, "Where's this boyfriend you're always talking about? Is he real, or did you make him up like Armin the miniature horse breeder?"
Penny: Who's Armin the miniature horse breeder?
Amy: The pretend boyfriend I invented to get my family off my back. It unraveled quickly when I couldn't answer the question how'd you two meet?
Penny: I would have thought at a miniature horse show.
Amy: Oh, that's good.
Penny: Mm.
Amy: I panicked and said Woodstock. I just wanted to show Sheldon off to my family.

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