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Quote from the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Amy: Hey, girlfriend. Can I get a what what?
Penny: What?
Amy: Close enough. I was just calling to see what you were up to tonight. I thought maybe we could head up Color Me Mine, maybe sneak in some Pinot Gris- what evs.

Quote from the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Amy: You better watch that attitude, buddy. You're dating the popular girl now.

Quote from the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Amy: I'm saying, in the spirit of science, what is that little skank's problem?

Quote from the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Amy: The important thing is I am here for you so we can mutually disparage this unpleasing third party.

Quote from the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Amy: Give me a minute. I'm stimulating the pleasure center of this starfish. I just need to turn it off.
Penny: What happens if you don't?
Amy: Then I have to sit through lunch knowing this starfish is having a better day than I am.

Quote from the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Amy: Usually when someone's being talked about behind their back, it's me and it's right in front of my face.

Quote from the episode The Parking Spot Escalation

Amy: Well, at least when we do make love, Sheldon won't be thinking about his mother. And yes, that is a cleverly veiled reference to Howard's lifelong obsession to crawl back into her spacious womb.

Quote from the episode The Status Quo Combustion

Amy: It actually sounds like he's doing pretty well.
Penny: I really think this is going to be for the best.
Leonard: Me too. And he was able to take a sabbatical -
*Amy starts hitting Leonard with a pillow*
Amy: How could you let him go!?

Quote from the episode The Status Quo Combustion

Amy: He was really angry that you suggested he move out.
Leonard: Oh.
Amy: I also mentioned that he and I could live together, but he was too mad at you to realize what a great idea that is.

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Amy: I guess it must have been back when I was in the Girl Sprouts.
Bernadette: Girl Sprouts?
Amy: My mom made it up as an alternative to the Girl Scouts. She didn't want me selling cookies on some street corner like a whore.

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Bernadette: How did that get you into science?
Amy: Oh, I went to the library and took out a book on biology to see what whores did.

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Bernadette: This is pretty cool. You don't see too many spherical cakes.
*The cake rolls off the table*
Amy: I wonder why that is.

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Amy: Arthur passing away was harder on Sheldon than he's ready to admit. I'm really hoping this will cheer him up.
Bernadette: Me too. Although it might have been thoughtless of us to bake a Death Star cake.
Amy: No, it combines two of Sheldon's favorite things: chocolate chips and the ability to destroy a planet at the touch of a button.

Quote from the episode The Anything Can Happen Recurrence

Leonard: You and I never hang out like this. Why is that?
Amy: I know, it's weird, right?
Leonard: Yeah, we should do it more often.
Amy: Oh, no. I mean this is weird right now.

Quote from the episode The Anything Can Happen Recurrence

Leonard: It's Penny.
Amy: Is she mad?
Leonard: It doesn't seem like it. She got Sheldon to go to a psychic with her.
Amy: A psychic? He considers them not only mumbo-jumbo, but extra jumbo mumbo-jumbo.

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