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Quote from the episode The Tenure Turbulence

Amy: You're all wasting your time. Sheldon is the most qualified for the job. And no amount of gravity-defying bosom is going to change that.

Quote from the episode The Closure Alternative

Sheldon: You don't know what it's like to feel completely frustrated. To have a desire build up within you and be denied any opportunity for release.
Amy: Yeah, sounds like a drag.

Quote from the episode The Bon Voyage Reaction

Amy: Excuse me, but I'm a neurobiologist. I think I'm a little more qualified to understand what's not working in your girlfriend's brain.

Quote from the episode The Bon Voyage Reaction

Raj: Okay, I have a request to make.
Amy: And now he can talk. I want to cut open your brain and see what the heck is going on in there.

Quote from the episode The Isolation Permutation

Bernadette: It would mean so much if you would be the maid of honor at my wedding.
Amy: What? Wait is this some kind of practical joke? Like in Norway when my "friends" trapped me in a sauna with a horny otter?

Quote from the episode The Love Spell Potential

Amy: Go away. Sheldon is nibbling on my ... fourteen! Yes!

Quote from the episode The Lunar Excitation

Amy: I don't object to the concept of a deity, but I'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance.

Quote from the episode The Zazzy Substitution

Amy: I must take responsibility, I had to stop for feminine hygiene supplies.
Leonard, Raj, Wolowitz: Oh, oh, ok.
Sheldon: I believe she's experiencing her menzies.
Amy: Actually, I'm not. In order to avoid surprises, I wear them all the time.

Quote from the episode The Contractual Obligation Implementation

Raj: Anyway I was hoping I could pick your brains a little. I'm supposed to take Lucy out Friday and I need a killer first date.
Amy: Well, evolutionary biology says that women are attractive to a man who is steady in the face of danger, so I recommend an unsafe environment. A seedy bar on the wrong side of the tracks. Picnic near a lunatic asylum. A wine tasting on skid row.

Quote from the episode The Ornithophobia Diffusion

Amy: So I guess you have to have hollow bones to get some sugar around here.

Quote from the episode The Egg Salad Equivalency

Amy: I have a lab full of coked up monkeys with nothing to lose.

Quote from the episode The Fish Guts Displacement

Amy: I don't need your medicine. I'm not really sick. I got better two days ago.
Bernadette: I don't understand.
Amy: It's been so nice having Sheldon take care of me, I just wanted that to last longer.
Bernadette: You should tell him.
Amy: I know.
Sheldon: (From the other room) Amy! Are you strong enough to bathe yourself, or do you need my help?
Amy: I'll tell him tomorrow. Mama needs a bath.

Quote from the episode The Fish Guts Displacement

Sheldon: You know, its a tad old-school, but my father was not one to spare the rod when my brother would sneak into his truck and drink his driving whiskey.
Amy: You want to spank me?

Quote from the episode The Parking Spot Escalation

Amy: Well, Howard's never gonna go to space again, but Sheldon will always be a genius.
Bernadette: You're right. And, I'm sure Sheldon will get a fancy parking spot again if and when he makes a worthwhile contribution to science.
Amy: If and when?

Quote from the episode The Countdown Reflection

Amy: Bernadette, I want to thank you for allowing me to be your maid of honor. I also want you to know that I will be happy to do it again if this marriage craps out.

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