Amy: This is fun. I'm gonna feel like a vixen wearing jewellery that doesn't have a list of medications I'm allergic to.

Sheldon: Sheldon Cooper does not get lucky.
Amy: You and me both, brother.

Penny: What are you working on?
Sheldon: Can't talk. In the zone.
Penny: (To Amy) Do you know what he's doing?
Amy: Could be anything. Last time he was like this he figured out electron transport in graphene. The time before that he was making a list of who's allowed in his tree fort if he ever gets one. Still can't believe I didn't make the cut.

Sheldon: Look at her, desperately wishing she was over her at the cool table.
[Cut to Amy laughing with her colleagues at another table]
Sheldon: Don't worry little moth, the flame will come to you.

Sheldon: Are you sure your moth-like personality won't be drawn to this blazing fire that is myself?
Amy: More and more sure.

Sheldon: *knocks three times* Amy, Bernadette, Penny. *repeats three times*
Bernadette: He's never going to stop doing that, is he?
Amy: I don't mind. I'm hoping to put his love of repetition to good use someday.

Amy: To the Neil-mobile!

Amy: I love Little House. It made me want to live on a farm so much I tried to milk my cat. That tangy bowl of Cheerios was not worth the stitches.

Amy: As my mom used to say, "When you're doing a puzzle, it's like you've got a thousand friends." She was full of fun lies like that.

Amy: Maybe tomorrow morning we put on some hot pants and see if we could score us some free omelettes.

Amy: FYI, I had a donut for breakfast, you jerk.

Amy: What does tweepodoc mean?
Sheldon: Elephant?
Amy: Lucky guess.

Amy: It would be nice to be with a man who wants to know what's underneath my cardigan. FYI, it's another cardigan.

Amy: So I can drink this drink without giving up the goodies?

Amy: Your husband's weird and his clothes are ridiculous.