Amy: What's the matter? You look glum.
Sheldon: Amy, would you still love me if I wasn't who you thought I was? What are you talking about? Well, what if it turns out I'm not the single-minded, science-obsessed recluse who puts his work above everything and everybody else that you fell in love with?
Amy: What if I'm not the straightlaced, buttoned-up, quilting queen you thought I was? What if I'm a Riverdancing wild woman?
Sheldon: I'd still love you.
Amy: I'd still love you, too.

Amy: Okay, so each welcome bag gets a schedule of events, a map, and chocolate from me. And from Sheldon, a bottle of Purell, the number for Poison Control in case someone accidentally drinks the Purell, and a laminated table of elements because the American school system is a failure.

Stuart: What are you doing?
Amy: Pigeon check for Sheldon. North side's all clear!
Sheldon: Great. Let's look at some planets!

Sheldon: Can you believe it? In the past decade, I have spent thousands of dollars in that store, and this is the thanks I get.
Amy: You're right. I mean, he could at least get you a mug.
Sheldon: He gave me a mug. What do you think I'm drinking out of? Do you even pay attention?
Amy: Honestly, less and less.

Sheldon: Amy, the comic book store is like my version of the country in Black Panther.
Amy: Okay, I'm afraid this is gonna get really offensive to certain groups.
Sheldon: The nation of Wakanda was a hidden gem, and they wanted to keep it that way, because they knew if they opened it up to the world, everything that was special about it would get ruined.
Amy: Are you done?
Sheldon: Yes.
Amy: (relieved sigh) Oh, okay. That both made sense and wasn't offensive.
Sheldon: And to make things worse, Stuart hired some woman.
Amy: There we go.

Amy: You must be Denise.
Denise: Oh, yeah. How can I help you?
Amy: I'm Amy, Sheldon's fiancée.
Denise: Oh. I got to be honest, I wasn't a hundred percent sure you were real.
Amy: Oh, I am.

Amy: And I heard you and Sheldon had a great time today talking about comic books.
Denise: We did.
Amy: Great. Here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna teach me how to do that.
Denise: Do what?
Amy: Pretend to like comic books.
Denise: Oh, no, I actually like comic books.
Amy: All right, let's not get hung up on semantics. It's late, we got a lot of work to do.

Wil Wheaton: Hi, Sheldon. Thanks for having me. I'm happy to be here.
Amy: Cut.
Sheldon: What's wrong?
Amy: Sorry, Sheldon, you were brilliant as always. Wil, that was a little wooden.
Wil Wheaton: Wooden?
Amy: Don’t worry, it wasn't terrible. Just, this time, try to say it the way people sound.

Sheldon: Hello, I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper. Welcome to Sheldon Cooper Presents Fun with Flags. Get ready for a very special episode where we explore the flags of the popular entertainment franchise, Star Trek. And to help us, I’m pleased to introduce a special guest, surprisingly, it only took gas money and the promise of free food to get him here, Mr. LeVar Burton.
LeVar Burton: Hey, Sheldon, it's a pleasure to be here. Well, we've got some interesting flags for-
Amy: Cut. Yikes, this guy is worse than Wil Wheaton.

Amy: What do you need that kind of money for?
Sheldon: I have figured out an experimental design that may corroborate my latest thinking on string theory. I just need 2,148 high-power lasers to compress 20 micrograms of gold into a small enough volume to make a microscopic black hole.
Amy: [seeing Penny's incomprehension] Just nod.
Penny: Mmm.

Amy: Should I try on some more?
Bernadette: Are you having fun?
Amy: Am I having fun being beautiful? Of course I am!

Bernadette: We're so sorry we ruined your date.
Amy: Oh, boo-hoo. His date got ruined. I'm about to get married, and look at me.
Penny: It looks like it's getting better.
Amy: Oh, does it? Does it look like that with your two clear eyes?
Penny: I'm sorry. Are you mad that I don't have pink eye?
Amy: What do you think?

Penny: Hey! I got all the beads to the other side.
Howard: It's not a puzzle, Penny.
Amy: Do you really want to be touching that? Do you know how many sick kids? You know, never mind. Knock yourself out.

Amy: Hey, I-I was thinking, now that you and your brother made up, there's no reason to rush home. Maybe you and Leonard could, could stay for, uh [looking at her eye-drops] two to three more fun-filled days there.

Sheldon: But I think, by the end of the honeymoon, we really started to feel like a married couple.
Amy: But the good kind, like on TV, not like my parents.