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Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm

Leonard: How was rock climbing?
Barry Kripke: He passed out. He just hung there like a big salami.

Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm

Sheldon: That's where I sit.
Barry Kripke: Ooh, you have a special spot. What kind of wacko are you?

Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm

Barry Kripke: Be right back. I gotta floss the Indian food out of my teeth if I'm going to eat Chinese.

Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm

Barry Kripke: I like to floss before I eat so my gum pockets are open to new food.

Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm

Barry Kripke: Hey, Hofstadter. Heard about your latest proton anti-decay experiment. 20,000 data runs and no statistically significant results. Very impressive.

Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm

Sheldon: Kripke, what would you say to the idea of you and I becoming friends?
Barry Kripke: I would say "I have no interest in becoming your friend".

Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm

Barry Kripke: Nope, I wanna climb some rocks.

Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm

Barry Kripke: Come on, they have birthday parties here. Little kids climb this.

Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm

Barry Kripke: Hey, look at you Cooper. You're almost half way to the top.

Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Leonard: Nice little bot you've got here.
Barry Kripke: I'm aware.
Leonard: What's this do? Spin?
Barry Kripke: Yeah, at 3400 RPM. It can cut through steel like it was rubber.

Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Barry Kripke: What is his problem?

Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Barry Kripke: Are you crazy? This is a street fight. The street has no rules.

Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Barry Kripke: I will, however, give you the opportunity to concede my superiority now and offer my your robot as the spoils of war.

Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Sheldon: Never. I'd rather see MONTE dead than in your hands.
Barry Kripke: That can easily be arranged.

Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Barry Kripke: Well, if you have any delusions about entering him against my robot, the Kripke Crippler, in the Southern California Robot Fighting League Round Robin Invitational - AKA the SCRFLRRI - his name is going to be Scrap Metal.

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