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Quote from the episode The Tesla Recoil

Leonard: Kripke.
Barry Kripke: What's up, fellas?
Howard: Did you screw us over?
Barry Kripke: Ooh, I can't tell you that. It's classified.

Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Barry Kripke: If you're not there, you'll be exposed to ridicule.

Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm

Leonard: How was rock climbing?
Barry Kripke: He passed out. He just hung there like a big salami.

Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation

Barry Kripke: Heads up. Professor Rothman urinated in the physics lab again. So we're going to move up his retirement party. Friday 5 o'clock pot luck.

Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm

Barry Kripke: Hey, Hofstadter. Heard about your latest proton anti-decay experiment. 20,000 data runs and no statistically significant results. Very impressive.

Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm

Barry Kripke: I like to floss before I eat so my gum pockets are open to new food.

Quote from the episode The Tesla Recoil

Howard: So what do you think? Can you make it work?
Barry Kripke: Uh, I just need to use the cross section to calculate the probability of the interaction.
Leonard: Can we help?
Barry Kripke: Yes. Why don't you run get me a can of Pringles.

Quote from the episode The Stag Convergence

Barry Kripke: Howard, I'm going to say something to you that everybody's thinking but nobody has the courage to say out loud. When you invite a man to a bachelor party, the implication is there will be strippers. Maybe not completely nude, but at least pasties and G-strings. That's not unreasonable!

Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Barry Kripke: Well, if you have any delusions about entering him against my robot, the Kripke Crippler, in the Southern California Robot Fighting League Round Robin Invitational - AKA the SCRFLRRI - his name is going to be Scrap Metal.

Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability

(O.S. - In video) Barry Kripke: As you can see, the Kripke Crippler is reducing the Chevy Cavalier to rubble.

Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Leonard: Nice little bot you've got here.
Barry Kripke: I'm aware.
Leonard: What's this do? Spin?
Barry Kripke: Yeah, at 3400 RPM. It can cut through steel like it was rubber.

Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Barry Kripke: What is his problem?

Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Barry Kripke: I will, however, give you the opportunity to concede my superiority now and offer my your robot as the spoils of war.

Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Sheldon: Never. I'd rather see MONTE dead than in your hands.
Barry Kripke: That can easily be arranged.

Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm

Barry Kripke: Nope, I wanna climb some rocks.

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