Barry Kripke Quotes Page 5 of 5
Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: Come on, they have birthday parties here. Little kids climb this.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: Hey, look at you Cooper. You're almost half way to the top.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: Be right back. I gotta floss the Indian food out of my teeth if I'm going to eat Chinese.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: Hello. How did I walk past you? I'm Barry.
Penny: Penny.
Barry Kripke: That's not a very hot name. I'm gonna call you Roxanne.
Quote from the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Barry Kripke: Hey, Cooper. Read your retraction email. Way to destroy your reputation!
Quote from the episode The Tesla Recoil
Howard: So what do you think? Can you make it work?
Barry Kripke: Uh, I just need to use the cross section to calculate the probability of the interaction.
Leonard: Can we help?
Barry Kripke: Yes. Why don't you run get me a can of Pringles.
Quote from the episode The Plagiarism Schism
Barry Kripke: All right, Hofstadter, here's all the proof you need.
Leonard: Great, thanks.
Barry Kripke: Just remember, once you take this envelope, there's no turning back.
Leonard: What if I look at it and decide not to use it?
Barry Kripke: I had not considered that. Got to hand it to you, you got a real talent for making things boring.
Leonard: Thanks.
Barry Kripke: Hey, look at that. You did it again.
Quote from the episode The Tenure Turbulence
Barry Kripke: I'd love to babysit for you. Kids love me. Something about me just makes them waff and waff.
Quote from the episode The Stag Convergence
Barry Kripke: (To Raj, slipping him a dollar) Yeah, nice speech, Francine.
Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability
Barry Kripke: Are you crazy? This is a street fight. The street has no rules.
Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration
Kripke: What's up, fellas?
Sheldon: What are you doing here, Kripke?
Kripke: Ah, measuring my new office for drapes.
Sheldon: This is not your office. It hasn't been assigned yet.
Kripke: Well, I called dibs at the Christmas party when Professor Rothman tried to have intercourse with the toys for tots collection box.
Sheldon: Dibs? This is a university, not a playground. Offices are not assigned because someone called dibs.
Leonard: You just called dibs.
Sheldon: Shut it. Offices are assigned by seniority. I arrived at the university first.
Kripke: I arrived at the office first. I'm the proverbial early bird.