Leonard: Nice little bot you've got here.
Barry Kripke: I'm aware.
Leonard: What's this do? Spin?
Barry Kripke: Yeah, at 3400 RPM. It can cut through steel like it was rubber.

Barry Kripke: What is his problem?

Sheldon: Never. I'd rather see MONTE dead than in your hands.
Barry Kripke: That can easily be arranged.

Barry Kripke: Nope, I wanna climb some rocks.

Barry Kripke: Hey, Cooper. Read your retraction email. Way to destroy your reputation!

Barry Kripke: Hello. How did I walk past you? I'm Barry.
Penny: Penny.
Barry Kripke: That's not a very hot name. I'm gonna call you Roxanne.

Barry Kripke: Be right back. I gotta floss the Indian food out of my teeth if I'm going to eat Chinese.

Barry Kripke: Come on, they have birthday parties here. Little kids climb this.

Barry Kripke: Hey, look at you Cooper. You're almost half way to the top.

Barry Kripke: I'd love to babysit for you. Kids love me. Something about me just makes them waff and waff.

Barry Kripke: (To Raj, slipping him a dollar) Yeah, nice speech, Francine.

Barry Kripke: Are you crazy? This is a street fight. The street has no rules.