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Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Penny: [answering video call, seeing Bernadette's case of pinkeye] Oh, my God.
Bernadette: Yeah, I got it, too.
Penny: Wow. You really can't keep your hands off Howard, can you?
Bernadette: I know, I have a problem.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Bernadette: Aren't you worried it's a little intense to ask someone you just met to go to a wedding?
Raj: (sighs) I'm running out of time. Wh-Wh-Why can't there be a service where you can just pay someone to be your date for the evening?
Bernadette: Like an escort service?
Raj: No, no, no. Y-You wouldn't be paying for sex. I mean, obviously if things went well, it could lead to sex, but, but the money is for, like, you know, her time and companionship.
Bernadette: Oh, I get it an escort service.
Raj: Stop saying that.
Bernadette: Stop meaning it.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Bernadette: How many out-of-town guests are there gonna be?
Amy: I'm actually not sure. Turns out Sheldon didn't invite his brother.
Penny: Mm. Now it's starting to sound like a wedding.
Amy: And his mom said she won't come if his brother's not there.
Bernadette: Ooh, now it's starting to sound like a good wedding.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Amy: There aren't gonna be any wedding photos. My fiancee's a germophobe. If he finds out I'm contagious, he'll never come back from Texas.
Bernadette: What if we tell him the theme of the wedding is Walking Dead and this is our zombie makeup?
Amy: That'll probably work. We'll call that plan B.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Penny: Well, do you know how that makes me look?
Bernadette: Uh, that's an easy one: bad.
Penny: Well, why didn't you tell her that you didn't like the dress, either? I mean, what happened to our united front?
Bernadette: I'm sorry. Is this your first day being a girl?

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Penny: Hey, I can't believe you just threw me under the bus.
Bernadette: I know, right? That was crazy.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Amy: Well, what about my dress? Don't you like it?
Penny: I don't.
Bernadette: It's beautiful.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Penny: Should we say something?
Bernadette: No, we can't.
Penny: But don't you think she brought us with her 'cause she wants our honest opinion?
Bernadette: No one wants that.
Penny: I do.
Bernadette: No, ya don't.
Penny: I don't want her to look back and think she made some awful mistake.
Bernadette: You mean like your dumb Cookie Monster tattoo? See? Was that fun?

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Bernadette: Well, that was a successful trip.
Penny: Yes. Amy found a dress that she liked.
Bernadette: She sure did. She found a dress that looked like like it made her happy.
Penny: She-she did look happy. I mean, her face was just glowing, so-
Bernadette: Yeah, we should make sure the photographer knows to just really get in there.
Penny: Mm. So we agree it's awful?
Bernadette: That dress should be set on fire!

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Amy: This is it. This is the one. Do you love it?
Penny: Do you?
Amy: I do.
Penny: Wow.
Bernadette: Also, wow.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Penny: Little finger sandwiches, too. This place is amazing.
Bernadette: Interesting thing about finger sandwiches: you put enough of them together, you got a sandwich.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Penny: Amy, oh, my God.
Bernadette: You look so beautiful.
Amy: I feel beautiful. And look, both clavicles. Take that, Mom.
Bernadette: You know what they say: if you got 'em, flaunt 'em.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Hostess: Would you like some champagne?
Bernadette: Oh, thank you.
Penny: Thanks.
Hostess: Sure.
Bernadette: This is nice.
Penny: What? Helping Amy find a dress or day drinking?
Bernadette: It's just nice, okay?

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Howard: He says he has to work.
Bernadette: Oh, it's okay. We can have date night another night.
Howard: But you got all dressed up. We were supposed to have dinner and romance.
Bernadette: We'll just have to divide and conquer. I'll go to dinner, and you can stay home with the Internet and have romance.

Quote from the episode The Reclusive Potential

Bernadette: Amy? Amy? Should we get her home?
Penny: Why? She's sound asleep, and we have sliders coming.
Bernadette: One more round!

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