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Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Hostess: Would you like some champagne?
Bernadette: Oh, thank you.
Penny: Thanks.
Hostess: Sure.
Bernadette: This is nice.
Penny: What? Helping Amy find a dress or day drinking?
Bernadette: It's just nice, okay?

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Penny: Amy, oh, my God.
Bernadette: You look so beautiful.
Amy: I feel beautiful. And look, both clavicles. Take that, Mom.
Bernadette: You know what they say: if you got 'em, flaunt 'em.

Quote from the episode The Dependence Transcendence

Bernadette: I don't even know where to begin.
Raj: Well, in The Sound of Music, Julie Andrews says, "Let's start at the very beginning. A very good place to start."
Bernadette: Oh, I was gonna start at the end. Thank God you're here.

Quote from the episode The Sales Call Sublimation

Bernadette: Oh, look. The teddy bear Stuart won the night we took him to the fair.
Howard: Oh, he was so excited.
Bernadette: Yeah. You know, no matter how hard they tried, they could not guess his age.

Quote from the episode The Conjugal Conjecture

Bernadette: Not just Leonard and Penny's love, but the love we have for them, as well as each other.
Sheldon: Speaking of love, STDs among the elderly are skyrocketing.

Quote from the episode The Solder Excursion Diversion

Penny: I mean, it's crazy, isn't it? I moved here from Nebraska to be an actress, and now I'm sitting in an engineering lab at Caltech helping to build a prototype for a high-tech guidance system.
Bernadette: It is crazy. It's also crazy that I've made fourteen of these and you've made three.

Quote from the episode The Conference Valuation

Howard: I think I'm capable of babysitting.
Bernadette: Don't call it babysitting; they're your children. It's called parenting.
Howard: What's the difference?
Bernadette: You don't get paid.

Quote from the episode The Anything Can Happen Recurrence

Bernadette: I have to go. Penny ratted me out. FYI, she's getting you a watch for your birthday with money she took out of your wallet.

Quote from the episode The Valentino Submergence

Bernadette: If you're really worried, we'll take him to the vet and have him tested. Good.
Howard: Thank you. Oh, okay, there is a test! All they have to do is ... cut off his head and check his brain.
Bernadette: Oh, cut off his head? That's where his little nose is.

Quote from the episode The Sales Call Sublimation

Bernadette: Boy, when was the last time Stuart cleaned this place?
Howard: No kidding. Oh, okay, I'm about to suck something up. What do you think this object sounds like?
Bernadette: Howie, I don't want to play Lego, Toenail or Pill anymore.

Quote from the episode The Platonic Permutation

Emily: Are you and I close enough for me to say that's creepy?
Bernadette: We are, and I believe the word you're looking for is eugh!

Quote from the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Bernadette: Like our lawyers say, the world is full of things that can cause a rectum to bleed.

Quote from the episode The Misinterpretation Agitation

Amy: I simply pointed out that they would never consider doing an article ranking male scientists on their sexuality. Let alone showing them in various stages of undress.
Bernadette: Because no one wants to see Neil deGrasse Tyson in a wet t-shirt bent over the hood of a Porsche.

Quote from the episode The Scavenger Vortex

Bernadette: How do I put this? She's been known to call you a name that usually applies to a lady part. Or a cat, or a willow.
Leonard: I can't believe she would say that about me.
Bernadette: If you're gonna cry about it there's tissues in my purse. Unless you got some in yours, big willow.

Quote from the episode The Holographic Excitation

Bernadette: Whoa, Drinky Smurf.

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