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Quote from the episode The Raiders Minimization

Howard: I was just thinking about my mom and how sad my childhood was.
Bernadette: Yeah, I bet it sucked. I'm gonna take a bath and you do the dishes.
Howard: How about I take a bath with you? See what happens?
Bernadette: Here's what's going to happen: I'm going to take a bath, you're gonna do the dishes.
Howard: That's it? No compassion?
Bernadette: "Aww, poor Howie". We good? I'm going to take a bath.

Quote from the episode The Scavenger Vortex

Bernadette: (Shouting at another driver) Your kid might be a honor student but you're a moron!

Quote from the episode The Scavenger Vortex

Bernadette: Oh my God! You did not just slow down for a bird! You know they fly, right?

Quote from the episode The Scavenger Vortex

Bernadette: You suck so hard!

Quote from the episode The Deception Verification

Bernadette: Howie, the estrogen is getting absorbed by your skin. That's why you've been all bloated, moody and a giant pain in the ass.

Quote from the episode The Cooper/Kripke Inversion

Bernadette: No, here's how love works. You're gonna return the machine or you can print out a working set of lady parts and sleep with those.
Howard: [pondering]
Bernadette: Oh, my God! Are you actually thinking about it?

Quote from the episode The Cooper/Kripke Inversion

Bernadette: $5,000 for a couple dolls. Are you out of your mind?

Quote from the episode The Spoiler Alert Segmentation

Howard: Honestly, if I could bend that far what would I need with you.
Bernadette: If you could bend that far, you'd be doing both of us a favor.

Quote from the episode The Tangible Affection Proof

Bernadette: Sorry doesn't clean my underpants, buddy.

Quote from the episode The Tangible Affection Proof

Bernadette: If you like pushing buttons so much, try pushing them on the washing machine.

Quote from the episode The Monster Isolation

Bernadette: It smells pretty ripe in here. You kinda feel it in your eyes.

Quote from the episode The Contractual Obligation Implementation

Bernadette: Every one of you has the capacity to be anything you want to be.
Penny: Unless you want to be Cinderella.
Bernadette: Come at me. See what happens!

Quote from the episode The Closet Reconfiguration

Bernadette: I told you you shouldn't have espresso after dinner. I know the little cups make you feel big but it's not worth it.

Quote from the episode The Bon Voyage Reaction

Bernadette: You know, one of the things that helped me get through Howard being in space for so long was getting married before he left.
Penny: Bernadette, sweetie, shut up.

Quote from the episode The Love Spell Potential

Bernadette: I've got a sexy new tube top that says come hither and a bottle of pepper spray that says close enough, Jack!

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