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Quote from the episode The Contractual Obligation Implementation

Bernadette: We can't all be Cinderella.
Amy: Then how do we decide?
Bernadette: Well, it's simple. This was my idea. I'm driving. I'm Cinderella. You bitches got a problem with that, we could stop the car right now.

Quote from the episode The Monster Isolation

Bernadette: It smells pretty ripe in here. You kinda feel it in your eyes.

Quote from the episode The Monster Isolation

Bernadette: Smells ripe in here. You can kinda feel it in your eyes.

Quote from the episode The Tangible Affection Proof

Bernadette: Sorry doesn't clean my underpants, buddy.

Quote from the episode The Tangible Affection Proof

Bernadette: If you like pushing buttons so much, try pushing them on the washing machine.

Quote from the episode The Spoiler Alert Segmentation

Howard: Honestly, if I could bend that far what would I need with you.
Bernadette: If you could bend that far, you'd be doing both of us a favor.

Quote from the episode The Cooper/Kripke Inversion

Bernadette: That's so cute. I didn't think there could be a smaller version of you.

Quote from the episode The Cooper/Kripke Inversion

Bernadette: No, here's how love works. You're gonna return the machine or you can print out a working set of lady parts and sleep with those.
Howard: [pondering]
Bernadette: Oh, my God! Are you actually thinking about it?

Quote from the episode The Cooper/Kripke Inversion

Bernadette: $5,000 for a couple dolls. Are you out of your mind?

Quote from the episode The Bakersfield Expedition

Amy: Sheldon doesn't believe in brunch. He can't stand being at a table where one person's having an omelette and another person's having a sandwich.
Bernadette: That's not exhausting at all.

Quote from the episode The Bakersfield Expedition

Bernadette: It's cute how excited they are. You should have seen Howard sewing his costume all week for the convention.
Amy: When did Howard learn to sew?
Bernadette: When he was a little boy, every couple months, he would have to let his mom's pants out.

Quote from the episode The Santa Simulation

Amy: It's fine. I'm used to being the girl who never gets looked at twice. I didn't have my first kiss until I was 22. And the guy only did it so I'd give him back his insulin.
Bernadette: Sometimes the pancreas wants what the pancreas wants.

Quote from the episode The Fish Guts Displacement

Amy: Okay, okay, here's the deal. I don't need your medicine. I'm not sick.
Bernadette: I don't understand.
Amy: I got better two days ago. It's just been so nice having Sheldon take care of me.
Bernadette: So you've just been lying to him?
Amy: See the stuff in my nose? Rubber cement.
Bernadette: I don't mean to be judgy, but this is the kind of thing lunatics do.

Quote from the episode The Parking Spot Escalation

Bernadette: The tow truck didn't scratch your car.
Amy: How do you know?
Bernadette: 'cause I did it!

Quote from the episode The Parking Spot Escalation

Bernadette: Gosh, Amy. I'm sensing a little hostility. Is it maybe because like Sheldon's work, your sex life is also theoretical?

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