Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz Quotes Page 31 of 38
Quote from the episode The Closet Reconfiguration
Bernadette: Just seeing that letter freaked him out. And he was already having a tough day, 'cause he accidentally wore my pants to work. I don't know why he was upset. They were bigger on him than me.
Quote from the episode The Cooper/Kripke Inversion
Bernadette: That's so cute. I didn't think there could be a smaller version of you.
Quote from the episode The Hot Troll Deviation
Bernadette: Howard, a girl doesn't go out with a man like you, with your looks, your fancy patter, and your tight hoochie pants if she's not expecting him to eventually make the move.
Quote from the episode The Habitation Configuration
Bernadette: No husband of mine is gonna break his mother's heart!
Quote from the episode The Comic Book Store Regeneration
Howard: That is a good point. But I didn't marry you for good points. I married you to blindly support me no matter how ridiculous I'm being.
Bernadette: This is why I had to rewrite our wedding vows.
Quote from the episode The Comic Book Store Regeneration
Bernadette: She's just being nice.
Howard: Well, I'm her son, how come she doesn't send someone to check on me if I'm lonely.
Bernadette: Because you have a wife!
Howard: Yeah, well, sometimes you work late.
Quote from the episode The Comic Book Store Regeneration
Howard: That would be great. I'd love for things between me and mom to get back to normal.
Bernadette: Well, normal's a strong word, but sure.
Quote from the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction
Bernadette: Oh, God, you're right. I took our love and threw it under his bus-sized mother.
Quote from the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction
Bernadette: I had no choice. I had to tell his mother. He can't go to space. He's like a baby bird. Do you know he once got an asthma attack from reading an old library book?
Quote from the episode The Contractual Obligation Implementation
Bernadette: We can't all be Cinderella.
Amy: Then how do we decide?
Bernadette: Well, it's simple. This was my idea. I'm driving. I'm Cinderella. You bitches got a problem with that, we could stop the car right now.
Quote from the episode The Wildebeest Implementation
Amy: She always this crabby when she urinates?
Bernadette: We're really not that close.
Quote from the episode The Wildebeest Implementation
Bernadette: I can't do this any more! I'm a good girl. I went to Catholic school!
Quote from the episode The Santa Simulation
Amy: It's fine. I'm used to being the girl who never gets looked at twice. I didn't have my first kiss until I was 22. And the guy only did it so I'd give him back his insulin.
Bernadette: Sometimes the pancreas wants what the pancreas wants.
Quote from the episode The Bakersfield Expedition
Amy: Sheldon doesn't believe in brunch. He can't stand being at a table where one person's having an omelette and another person's having a sandwich.
Bernadette: That's not exhausting at all.
Quote from the episode The Love Spell Potential
Amy: Well, when we were going through security, I got pulled out of line for a pat-down. The TSA agent got a little handsy. I may have broken her nose with my elbow.
Bernadette: Long story short, she's on the No Fly List and we might have been followed here by a drone.
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