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Quote from the episode The Procreation Calculation

Howard: Why won't our friends just listen to us? We obviously know what we're talking about.
Bernadette: I know. We're married, we have great kids, great jobs, this great house. ["Smooth Operator" starts playing in Stuart's room again]

Quote from the episode The Tam Turbulence

Anu: [on the phone] Okay, I got you two seats to Hamilton tonight. Your tickets will be at the concierge desk. Of course. My pleasure. [to Bernadette and Penny] May I help you?
Bernadette: Yes, I'm here to pick up our Hamilton tickets.
Penny: Stop.

Quote from the episode The Tam Turbulence

Penny: We just want to see if we could take you to dinner and get to know you a bit.
Anu: That sounds nice. How about tonight after work? Maybe we can go to Bavel.
Penny: Oh, I wish. That place is impossible to get into.
Anu: Oh, please. Getting into impossible places is my superpower.
Bernadette: Me, too. I can fit my whole body in our dryer.

Quote from the episode The Tam Turbulence

Bernadette: So what is the craziest request anyone's ever made?
Anu: Oh, you know, I can't really say. Concierge-guest confidentiality.
Penny: Really, that's a thing?
Anu: (laughs) No. This one time, I had to go to Walmart at 3:00 a.m. because Britney Spears needed to blow bubbles.
Bernadette: Oh. That is so cool. By the way, do not tell Raj that you met Britney Spears, because he will literally die.

Quote from the episode The Tam Turbulence

Anu: We've been talking so much about me, tell me about Raj.
Penny: Okay, are you trying to get us drunk so we'll dish on our friend?
Bernadette: 'Cause it's totally gonna work, what do you want to know?

Quote from the episode The Tam Turbulence

Penny: Ugh, God, now I feel bad.
Bernadette: I know. Maybe we should take her out again and do some damage control.
Penny: You know, that's a good idea. Think she can get us into SoHo House?
Bernadette: I don't know, but we owe it to Raj to try.

Quote from the episode The Planetarium Collision

Howard: He sort of hurt my feelings.
Bernadette: Biceps, hammer, abs. Still in it.
Howard: Why wouldn't he want me to be in his planetarium show?
Bernadette: And it's gone.

Quote from the episode The Planetarium Collision

Howard: Sorry, it's just the director of the planetarium thought it'd be fun for me to join Raj for one of his shows, and he made it clear that he didn't want me to.
Bernadette: Of course he wouldn't want you to. I mean, think about it. If you were him, would you want to share the stage with a sexy-ass astronaut?
Howard: I don't know. How sexy are we talking?
Bernadette: Oh, you know, tight pants, huge biceps, magic hammer.
Howard: Wait, who are we talk-
Bernadette: Shh, I'm back in it.

Quote from the episode The Planetarium Collision

Bernadette: Can you believe these two?
Leonard: (crying)
Bernadette: Are you crying?

Quote from the episode The Imitation Perturbation

Bernadette: Anyway, the point is, Sheldon shouldn't dish it out if he can't take it.
Amy: I think the point is that Howard owes him an apology.
Bernadette: Yeah, well, I think the point is if Sheldon has a problem with Howard, Sheldon should take it up with him. Now, if you'll excuse me, the prime minister of England needs her diaper changed.

Quote from the episode The Imitation Perturbation

Bernadette: Can't believe Amy did that.
Howard: Oh, come on. You thought it was funny when I dressed up as Sheldon.
Bernadette: That was totally different.
Howard: How?
Bernadette: That didn't hurt my feelings.

Quote from the episode The Imitation Perturbation

Bernadette: The kids called me Bernadette the marionette.
Sheldon: (laughs) Because you're small. That's funny.
Bernadette: No, it's not.

Quote from the episode The Grant Allocation Derivation

Bernadette: Bad news, Howie. I'm gonna be stuck at work for a while. Oh, that's terrible.
Hang in there. I'll be home as soon as I can. (sighs) He deserves better.

Quote from the episode The Grant Allocation Derivation

Penny: Oh, you should have seen him, denying things left and right. It was so sexy. 'Course, I made a request he did not deny.
Bernadette: Uh-huh.
Penny: Are you listening to me?
Bernadette: Yeah, sure. You slept with your husband.

Quote from the episode The Grant Allocation Derivation

Penny: So, you go home and sit alone in a toy house in the backyard?
Bernadette: Yeah!

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