Bernadette: $5,000 for a couple dolls. Are you out of your mind?

Howard: Honestly, if I could bend that far what would I need with you.
Bernadette: If you could bend that far, you'd be doing both of us a favor.

Bernadette: Sorry doesn't clean my underpants, buddy.

Bernadette: If you like pushing buttons so much, try pushing them on the washing machine.

Bernadette: It smells pretty ripe in here. You kinda feel it in your eyes.

Bernadette: Every one of you has the capacity to be anything you want to be.
Penny: Unless you want to be Cinderella.
Bernadette: Come at me. See what happens!

Bernadette: I told you you shouldn't have espresso after dinner. I know the little cups make you feel big but it's not worth it.

Bernadette: You know, one of the things that helped me get through Howard being in space for so long was getting married before he left.
Penny: Bernadette, sweetie, shut up.

Bernadette: I've got a sexy new tube top that says come hither and a bottle of pepper spray that says close enough, Jack!

Bernadette: (To Sheldon) Brush your teeth and go to bed!

Bernadette: Whoa, Drinky Smurf.

Bernadette: Gosh, Amy. I'm sensing a little hostility. Is it maybe because like Sheldon's work, your sex life is also theoretical?

Bernadette: That bitch!

Howard: Oh, come on, the man torments me. I'm just letting him have a little taste of his own medicine.
Bernadette: Sheldon doesn't know when he's being mean because the part of his brain that should know is getting a wedgie from the rest of his brain.

Raj: Let's go see if you fit in my man purse.
Bernadette: Metrosexual, my ass.