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Quote from the episode The Plagiarism Schism

Bernadette: When we first met, there was another waitress at The Cheesecake Factory who thought you were cute, so I told her you had all the hepatitises, A through Z.
Howard: There aren't 26 hepatitises.
Bernadette: Well, if she was smart enough to know that, she wouldn't still be working at a Cheesecake Factory.

Quote from the episode The Maternal Conclusion

Howard: Well, Raj is probably on his way to the airport.
Bernadette: Yeah.
Howard: Guess he's finally getting his big romantic movie moment.
Bernadette: With a woman who doesn't care about big romantic movie moments.
Howard: Well, he'll have the rest of his life to explain them to her.
Bernadette: You can't really think this is a good idea.
Howard: Of course I don't. What am I supposed to do?
Bernadette: Go stop him. Get your best friend back.
Howard: You're my best friend.
Bernadette: We don't have time for this! Go!

Quote from the episode The Change Constant

Sheldon: What do you want, Howard?
Howard: We were just calling to see if you'd heard yet.
Sheldon: We haven't.
Amy: But thank you for getting up so early to call. That was very thoughtful.
Bernadette: Oh, please. We have two little kids. We've been up for an hour.

Quote from the episode The Change Constant

Howard: Dinner ready?
Bernadette: Not unless you cooked.

Quote from the episode The Stockholm Syndrome

Howard: Somebody just peed in the big girl potty.
Bernadette: Oh, I'm so proud! It was her, right?
Howard: Yes.

Quote from the episode The Stockholm Syndrome

Sheldon: Yes. And a reminder, Penny, there's free alcohol in business class, don't abuse it.
Penny: Relax. I'm not gonna drink.
Bernadette: Why? You pregnant?
Penny: Wha-? [laughs] No. No, I just, you know, I don't like to drink when I fly.
Bernadette: Please. I've seen you drink in the shower.
Howard: You guys have showered together?
Bernadette: Sometimes you're just ech.

Quote from the episode The Collaboration Fluctuation

Leonard: Anyway, I figured I can hang out with my friends and have fun too.
Bernadette: Well if your idea of fun is riding in a minivan to Target for diapers, things are about to get nuts.

Quote from the episode The Tesla Recoil

Bernadette: Sorry things worked out like that.
Raj: Because I'm in pain or because you don't have a spy anymore?
Bernadette: Let's just leave it at "I'm sorry." You're already sad.

Quote from the episode The Gorilla Dissolution

Bernadette: Almost there. You're doing great.
Howard: Thanks for lifting my spirits. Next time, try lifting the box.

Quote from the episode The Positive Negative Reaction

Bernadette: We were out one night, and things got a little spontaneous.
Amy: Oh, that sounds juicy.
Bernadette: Well, Sheldon was going on and on about time zones and railroad schedules, and I went out-
Penny: Wait, I remember that. Hang on. You did it at our place?
Bernadette: Kind of on Sheldon's bed.
Amy: What?!
Penny: No!
Bernadette: I was headed to the bathroom, and I passed Howie on his way out. Usually he says, "Do not go in there," but this time he said, "Hey, let's go in here."

Quote from the episode The Dependence Transcendence

Bernadette: I'm clearly upset. Why aren't you following me?

Quote from the episode The Military Miniaturization

Penny: You threatened to sue?
Bernadette: Hey, I learned a long time ago, when you're four feet eleven and eye level with every guy's crotch, that's where you punch.
Penny: That's funny. I learned something totally different.

Quote from the episode The Comic-Con Conundrum

Bernadette: Howie, can you get that?
Howard: Kind of busy.
Bernadette: Busy like I'll be with the baby if you go to San Diego?

Quote from the episode The Long Distance Dissonance

Penny: Will you go with me?
Bernadette: To do what? Shake a can of nickels at them?

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