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Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration

Penny: It's kind of heavy.
Bernadette: Too bad you're not as strong as the dude in the painting.

Quote from the episode The Vacation Solution

Bernadette: And just to be safe, when you talk to him don't bring up Jimmy Carter, gardeners, foreign people, homosexuals, Sean Penn, Vatican II, gun control, organic food, the designated hitter rule, recycling or the fact that you're Jewish.

Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation

Bernadette: Who's Siri? Is he dating someone new?
Howard: Yes, his phone.
Bernadette: Is that cute? Or creepy?

Quote from the episode The Recombination Hypothesis

Bernadette: Boy, I don't know if I could be friends with Howie if we broke up.
Howard: Why not?
Bernadette: I'm a very vengeful person.
Howard: Really?
Bernadette: With access to weaponized smallpox.

Quote from the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Bernadette: Oh, boo-hoo, you're not going to space!

Quote from the episode The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition

Bernadette: I'm too small for Twister. And roller coasters. And sitting with my feet on the floor. Hope you enjoyed the prenatal cigarettes, Mom.

Quote from the episode The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary

Howard: How about computers? You like computers?
Bernadette: I use them, I don't like them.

Quote from the episode The Pulled Groin Extrapolation

Bernadette: (Sounding like Mrs. Wolowitz) He wants butter!

Quote from the episode The Skank Reflex Analysis

Bernadette: (Yelling at Raj) I'M NICE TO EVERYONE!

Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Howard: Just giving the lady the old tour of the salt mines.
Bernadette: (Giggling) He doesn't mean salt mines , he means where he works.

Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Bernadette: This isn't a nonfat yogurt, this is fatty-fat-fat!

Quote from the episode The Engagement Reaction

Priya: What happened?
Bernadette: Howard's mother had a heart attack because I have sex with him and she can't.

Quote from the episode The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary

Bernadette: My mother wouldn't let me ride a bicycle because she was afraid I might hit a bump and lose my virginity.

Quote from the episode The Toast Derivation

Amy: Outstanding. And if we fail, we can always stop at CVS and pick you out a nice toothbrush. I call mine Gerard.
Bernadette: That's a bit sad.

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