Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz Quotes Page 4 of 38
Quote from the episode The Donation Oscillation
Howard: Not to brag, but I'm an astronaut, so I've been weightless before. Can be pretty scary.
Bernadette: Please, I'm, like, 90 pounds. I'm weightless every time I hold more than three balloons.
Quote from the episode The Donation Oscillation
Bernadette: See? I just think I shouldn't go.
Neil: Actually, this is much safer than driving a car.
Bernadette: Stay out of it, flyboy!
Quote from the episode The Meteorite Manifestation
Bernadette: Ooh, it's freezing out here.
Howard: Would you like me to heat things up?
Bernadette: No, I want to get in the hot tub before I lose a toe.
Quote from the episode The Meteorite Manifestation
Bernadette: Oh. That is bright!
Howard: Yeah, a new neighbor put in floodlights.
Bernadette: Huh.
Howard: So, shall we?
Bernadette: No. I don't want to take my robe off under a spotlight. This is a candle body.
Quote from the episode The Meteorite Manifestation
Howard: This is just delightful.
Bernadette: Do you think he knows we're the ones that got him in trouble?
Howard: Who cares?
Bernadette: I do. I met his wife. She seems really nice.
Andy: Sorry about the noise, neighbor!
Howard: No problem!
Andy: Hey, you guys know a Sheldon Cooper?!
Bernadette: No, we do not!
Quote from the episode The Confirmation Polarization
Bernadette: Penny, everybody feels like you do. Like they're not good enough, not smart enough.
Penny: What, even you?
Bernadette: Of course.
Jess: Dr. Rostenkowski, you wanted me-
Bernadette: Hey, did they not teach knocking at Stanford? Get out! (chuckles) I love that kid.
Quote from the episode The Confirmation Polarization
Howard: Why does this matter to you so much?
Bernadette: Because I believe in her, and I make people better. It's what I do.
Raj: Against their will?
Bernadette: It's no fun if they want to. That's just called watching.
Quote from the episode The Confirmation Polarization
Bernadette: I can't believe Penny doesn't want to head up my sales team.
Raj: That's too bad. But it's her decision, not yours.
Bernadette: Do you hear how dumb you sound?
Quote from the episode The Confirmation Polarization
Bernadette: Look at Howard. He was a disaster when I met him. Now he's a foxy astronaut with a hot wife.
Raj: Wait, he always wanted to be an astronaut.
Bernadette: He thinks that, too. That's how good I am.
Quote from the episode The Confirmation Polarization
Penny: Hey, you wanted to see me?
Bernadette: Yeah, come on in.
Penny: Okay.
Bernadette: Close the door.
Penny: Okay.
Bernadette: Have a seat.
Penny: Do I have to?
Bernadette: You really do.
Quote from the episode The Confirmation Polarization
Raj: Well, if you like fixing people, I could use some help.
Bernadette: Raj. Why do you think you stopped wearing Crocs and socks?
Raj: Uh, well, one day I just woke up and realized they looked silly.
Bernadette: Yes, you did. All on your own. (whispering): That's how good I am.
Quote from the episode The Confirmation Polarization
Bernadette: Why don't you want to work with me? I know I can be tough, but that's just 'cause I'm surrounded by useless idiots.
Quote from the episode The Confirmation Polarization
Howard: Wait, so what are you gonna do? Just badger her until she says yes?
Bernadette: Mm, that may have worked on you, but she's too smart for that.
Quote from the episode The Confirmation Polarization
Penny: Hey. How long have you been sitting there?
Bernadette: Long enough for two of your neighbors to ask if I was lost and looking for my mother.
Quote from the episode The Confirmation Polarization
Bernadette: I'm just saying. She went to college. She's really smart.
Penny: Well, I'm smarter than Karen. I can read the word "Penny" on a cup of yogurt.
Bernadette: Why are you getting so upset? I'm agreeing with you. This is a big job, and I need someone who's up to it.
Penny: I am up to it. I'm just nervous about it.
Bernadette: I know. And that's why I don't want to pressure you into doing something that you clearly don't want to do.
Penny: I know what you're up to.
Bernadette: Is it working?
Penny: Yes.
Bernadette: So I'll see you Monday morning?
Penny: Yes.
Bernadette: I bet I can make that girl president.
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