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Quote from the episode The Celebration Reverberation

Raj: You know how many favors I had to call in with my bounce house guy to get Wonder Woman?
Howard: Is that Wonder Woman?
Raj: Technically, it's a Chinese knockoff called Happy Strong Swimsuit Lady.
Howard: Then I take it back; it's a great party.

Quote from the episode The Confidence Erosion

Howard: Look, I I can see you're upset, but I'm gonna need some ground rules. I mean, while we're apart, can I see other needy Indian men?

Quote from the episode The Confidence Erosion

Howard: Hey, is that Raj there at girls' night? Well, hey.
Raj: Hey, Howard.
Howard: Just remember, if you fall asleep first, they're gonna freeze your bra.

Quote from the episode The Confidence Erosion

Sheldon: Neither of them will be the actual cake. I'm just using it as a bargaining chip to get Amy to agree to the whole wedding party getting rings and us getting one ring to rule them all.
Howard: I forget, which mental hospital are you guys registered at?

Quote from the episode The Tesla Recoil

Leonard: She's right. Maybe we're all a bunch of Teslas after all.
Amy: Didn't Tesla die penniless, forgotten and insane?
Howard: (sighs) You may have a point about her social skills.

Quote from the episode The Tesla Recoil

Leonard: Based on Kripke's calculations, I think this is gonna work. Maybe we should pitch it to Colonel Williams today.
Howard: Why limit ourselves to the U.S. military? I bet there's a lot of other places we could take this.
Leonard: Without committing criminal espionage?
Howard: You know, it's easy to shoot an idea down, Leonard.

Quote from the episode The Tesla Recoil

Sheldon: Leonard, I was- What's Kripke doing here?
Leonard: Oh, he's just helping us develop a better, more efficient neutrino comm system that we're gonna pitch to the military, making yours obsolete.
Howard: Yeah, Leonard thought of it. It's genius.
Leonard: Oh, thanks. You see, instead of using liquid helium-
Howard: Good God, man, shut up!

Quote from the episode The Tesla Recoil

Howard: You know, that guidance system was my idea. You figured out how to make it work. We didn't even need Sheldon.
Leonard: Let's not forget your idea was based on my theory.
Howard: Hey, we're bagging on Sheldon here! Focus!

Quote from the episode The Tesla Recoil

Raj: Can we start the movie? Before Sheldon gets here?
Howard: Last time we did that, he didn't talk to us for a month. So do it!

Quote from the episode The Geology Methodology

Howard: So how was your night with Ruchi?
Raj: Oh, great. We ordered in some food, we had sex, I left. I didn't even ask if she enjoyed it.
Howard: (chuckles) I can field that one for her.
Raj: I mean, I did get a little misty when we said good-bye, but I played it off as allergies. I don't know if she bought it.
Howard: Again, I know.

Quote from the episode The Geology Methodology

Bernadette: (off-screen) Howard! Can you help me to the bathroom?!
Howard: Well, at least the romance is still alive.

Quote from the episode The Geology Methodology

Raj: Are you here by yourself?
Ruchi: Yeah, I couldn't convince anyone to come watch cricket with me.
Howard: (chuckles) Tell me about it. I had to drag this guy.

Quote from the episode The Geology Methodology

Raj: I hope this isn't awkward. The last time we met, I kind of embarrassed myself.
Howard: Let's see if you can go two for two.

Quote from the episode The Geology Methodology

Howard: I don't get how you can enjoy cricket. It makes no sense.
Raj: Did you just come here to complain?
Howard: Yeah. That's the sport of my people.

Quote from the episode The Geology Methodology

Leonard: Sheldon, what are you doing? Bert's one of the top guys in his field.
Sheldon: And somewhere there's a mime who's top in his field, but you don't see me rushing to collaborate with him on new ways to be stuck in a box.
Howard: Also something I would watch instead of cricket.

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