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Quote from the episode The Spaghetti Catalyst

Raj: Do you believe you're going to go to hell for eating sweet and sour pork?
Wolowitz: Jews don't have hell. We have acid reflux.

Quote from the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Howard: Hey, I just wanted to tell you I'm a big fan.
Wil: Oh, thanks.
Howard: I'm sure you're probably sick of Star Trek questions, but, Whoopi Goldberg, you ever hit that?

Quote from the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Raj: Ah, the premature "I love you".
Howard: I guessed premature. Does that count?

Quote from the episode The Pants Alternative

Howard: The one thing the William Shatner of theoretical physics needed was an ego boost.

Quote from the episode The Pants Alternative

Wolowitz: Well no, you're mistaken. You give speeches all the time. What you can't do is shut up.

Quote from the episode The Pants Alternative

Howard: Raj says he can teach you - what do call it? (Raj repeats it to him again.) Uh, I don't know some Indian meditation crap.

Quote from the episode The Pants Alternative

Sheldon: I see. I assume since the rest of you have set the bar so low, you're saving the most impressive contribution for last. Go on Howard, dazzle me.
Howard: Well, my power is the ability to pretend like I give a damn about your piddly-ass problem. And that's 24/7 buddy.

Quote from the episode The Precious Fragmentation

Howard: Oh, my God. An Alf doll. When I was 11 my mother got me one to help me sleep after my dad left. I used to pretend that my dad had moved to the planet Melmac, and Alf was going to bring him back to me. But he never did. Where's my daddy, puppet? Where is he?

Quote from the episode The Precious Fragmentation

Howard: I'll bet your Meemaw didn't just have sex to have your mother, I bet she had sex because she liked it.
Sheldon: Stop it!
Raj: Yeah, Meemaw did the nasty.
Sheldon: I said stop it!
Howard: We're getting to him.

Quote from the episode The Precious Fragmentation

Sheldon: We can't sell it. We have to keep it and love it and polish it, and only take it out occasionally when we go to the park and re-enact our favourite scenes from the movies.
Howard: It's sad how great that sounds.

Quote from the episode The Precious Fragmentation

Leonard: Guys, it's stolen. It should go back to Peter Jackson. He made the movies, it belongs to him.
Howard: Fine. He can have it back as long as he promises to make me a hobbit in his next movie.
Raj: There are no Jewish hobbits.
Howard: Clearly, you've never been to my house for dinner on Rosh Hashanah.

Quote from the episode The Precious Fragmentation

Leonard: Will you hold on to this for a couple of days?
Penny: Why?
Leonard: It's a prop from a movie, and were kind of fighting over it.
Penny: Okay, just to be clear, the first piece of jewelery my boyfriend gives me is a prop from a movie, and I don't even get to keep it?
Howard: If you had gone out with me three years ago, by now, youd have my great Aunt Ida's brooch that she smuggled out of occupied Belgium in a cat.

Quote from the episode The Excelsior Acquisition

*Raj comes in playing Darth Vader's background music from Star Wars*
Leonard: Would you please turn your shirt off?
Raj: What? I'm giving myself dramatic entrance music. People will know I'm awesome and to be feared.
Wolowitz: Right. There's nothing more awesome and frightening than a man who's got music blasting from between his nipples.

Quote from the episode The Excelsior Acquisition

Penny: Did he somehow just give me the finger?
Howard: Not just the finger, the moving finger!

Quote from the episode The Excelsior Acquisition

Sheldon: Howard?
Howard: Wow. Uh, Stan Lee, or you in court? Uh, if this was Sophie's Choice it would've been a much shorter movie. No.

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