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Quote from the episode The Loobenfeld Decay

Howard: No, it's okay, it's your Millenium Falcon. You and Chewbacca do whatever you want to do. Me and Princess Leia here will find some other way to spend the evening.

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

Sheldon: If I'm not taking credit for our work, then nobody is!
Leonard: So, you admit that it's our work!
Sheldon: No, once again I'm throwing you a bone. And once again, you are welcome.
Howard: Oh no he didn't!

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

Howard: Gentlemen, I am now about to send a signal from this laptop through our local ISP racing down fiber optic cable at the of light to San Francisco bouncing off a satellite in geosynchronous orbit to Lisbon, Portugal, where the data packets will be handed off to submerged transatlantic cables terminating in Halifax, Nova Scotia and transferred across the continent via microwave relays back to our ISP and the external receiver attached to this...lamp.

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

Howard: The monster truck is out of Austin, Texas, and the blue Viper is being operated from suburban Tel Aviv.
Sheldon: You may want to put on slacks.
Penny: What? Eww! Stop it! No! Leave me alone.
Leonard:Who's running the red Corvette?
Howard: That would be me!

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

Leonard: Forget the parties.
Howard: Forget the parties!? What a nerd!

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

Penny: Howard, would you like to explain to me why your Facebook page has a picture of me sleeping on your shoulder captioned: "Me and My Girlfriend"?
Howard: Uh oh, here comes "The Talk"!
*Penny tries to blow up Howard's head.*

Quote from the episode The Grasshopper Experiment

Howard: Is it me or does web-chatting with your clothes on seem a little pointless?

Quote from the episode The Grasshopper Experiment

Raj: I don't believe it!
Howard: Neither do I. Doogie Howser's been off the air for like 20 years.

Quote from the episode The Grasshopper Experiment

Raj: Stop hitting on my lady or you shall experience my wrath.
Sheldon: I am not hitting on her.
Lalita: And I am not your Lady.
Howard: And you have no wrath.

Quote from the episode The Grasshopper Experiment

Raj: What just happened?
Leonard: Beats the hell outta me!
Howard: I'll tell you what happened, I just learned how to pick up Indian Chicks.

Quote from the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Howard: See a Penny, pick her up, and all the day, you'll have good luck.
Penny: No, you won't.

Quote from the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Howard: By the way, where did you get that loofah mitt? Yours reaches places that mine just won't.
Penny: You used my loofah?
Howard: More precisely, we used your loofah. I exfoliated her brains out!

Quote from the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Howard: When they perfect human cloning, I'm gonna order 12 of those.

Quote from the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Penny: She'll have sex with anyone as long as they keep buying her things.
Howard: Really?
Penny: Yeah!
Howard: Yay! If you'll excuse me, I have some bar mitzvah bonds to cash.

Quote from the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Wolowitz: Check out the sexy nurse. I believe it's time for me to turn my head and cough.

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