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Quote from the episode The Hot Troll Deviation

Bernadette: What's George Takei doing here?
Katie Sackhoff: Howard, do you have latent homosexual tendencies?
Howard: Of course not.
George Takei: So you say, yet here I am.

Quote from the episode The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification

Howard: (To Raj) Really? That's your question? When did he put a ramp in?

Quote from the episode The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition

Howard: It's amazing people keep coming to comic book stores instead of just downloading comics digitally.
Leonard: It's probably for the best. For a lot of these guys, the weekly trip here is the only chance their mom has to go down to the basement to change their sheets.
Howard: Oh, that reminds me, I get fresh sheets tonight. Yay!

Quote from the episode The Justice League Recombination

Howard: I'm Batman.
Sheldon: Oh, I hardly think so. The real caped crusader calls his crime-fighting cohorts when he's running late.
Howard: I had to walk. I couldn't get Raj on the back of my scooter.

Quote from the episode The Ornithophobia Diffusion

Raj: Come on, Sheldon, Star Wars.
Howard: I'm pushing play. I mean it. If we don't start soon, George Lucas is going to change it again.

Quote from the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Howard: Could you look at Toby?
Crawley: Toby? What a stupid name for a cricket.
Sheldon: (To Howard) Told you.

Quote from the episode The Justice League Recombination

Penny: Wait, why me? Why cant your girlfriend be Wonder Woman?
Howard: She and her lab team are under quarantine. Seems at the Christmas party they were doing Jell-O shots out of petri dishes that used to contain yellow fever.

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem

Raj: I love this time of the year. The leaves are turning, there's a bracing chill in the air.
Howard: Plus there's a whole new crop of female grad students about to put on just enough winter weight to make them needy and vulnerable. That's right, honey, have another calzone. Daddy can wait.

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

Howard: The monster truck is out of Austin, Texas, and the blue Viper is being operated from suburban Tel Aviv.
Sheldon: You may want to put on slacks.
Penny: What? Eww! Stop it! No! Leave me alone.
Leonard:Who's running the red Corvette?
Howard: That would be me!

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

Howard: Gentlemen, I am now about to send a signal from this laptop through our local ISP racing down fiber optic cable at the of light to San Francisco bouncing off a satellite in geosynchronous orbit to Lisbon, Portugal, where the data packets will be handed off to submerged transatlantic cables terminating in Halifax, Nova Scotia and transferred across the continent via microwave relays back to our ISP and the external receiver attached to this...lamp.

Quote from the episode The Grasshopper Experiment

Raj: I don't believe it!
Howard: Neither do I. Doogie Howser's been off the air for like 20 years.

Quote from the episode The Grasshopper Experiment

Howard: Is it me or does web-chatting with your clothes on seem a little pointless?

Quote from the episode The Fuzzy Boots Corollary

Howard: Sheldon, if you were a robot and I knew and you didn't, would you want me to tell you?
Sheldon: That depends. When I learn that I'm a robot, will I be able to handle it?
Howard: Maybe, although the history of science fiction is not on your side.

Quote from the episode The Robotic Manipulation

Raj: How about we get an electric saw and cut it off?
Howard: What? No saws. One circumcision was enough.

Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor

Howard: Apparently, he posted intimate details of their physical relationship on his blog, which I cannot find anywhere.

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