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Quote from the episode The Romance Resonance

Howard: (To Raj) Will you play the ukelele?
Raj: Sure, I'd be happy to shred it on my axe.
Howard: Or you could just play your tiny, ridiculous guitar.

Quote from the episode The Romance Resonance

Penny: Aww, what horrible thing are you trying to make up for?
Howard: Just putting something in the bank for what horrible thing I do next.

Quote from the episode The Raiders Minimization

Sheldon: Amy ruined Raiders of the Lost Ark for me, so I'm trying to find something beloved of hers and ruin that.
Howard: Because her life wasn't enough?

Quote from the episode The Deception Verification

Howard: I'm definitely up a cup size.
Raj: Yeah, but they're firm. So you've got that going for you.
Howard: Thanks, I needed that today.

Quote from the episode The Cooper/Kripke Inversion

Raj: Oh, okay, great. Now, I can look like Val Kilmer as Batman, instead of Val Kilmer as he looks today.
Howard: All right, you can suck it in a little bit.

Quote from the episode The Cooper/Kripke Inversion

Howard: My wife came with both fun bags and money bags.

Quote from the episode The Cooper/Kripke Inversion

Raj: Aren't you gonna to eat lunch?
Howard: Nah, I blew my food allowance on Pokemon cards.

Quote from the episode The Spoiler Alert Segmentation

Howard: If you don't leave now, she'll use food and guilt to keep you there the rest of your life.

Quote from the episode The Tangible Affection Proof

Howard: She hid my XBOX like I'm a child. And my mom got me that for my birthday so if you don't give it back, I'm telling.

Quote from the episode The Contractual Obligation Implementation

Howard: Come on. If I was any good at convincing women to do stuff, I wouldn't have spent so much of my 20s in the shower.

Quote from the episode The Closet Reconfiguration

Howard: It's ridiculous that we still have to walk up all these stairs.
Bernadette: Yeah, try doing it in heels.
Howard: I am.

Quote from the episode The Tenure Turbulence

Leonard: Oh, you do what you want. But I don't want to lose my friends over tenure. Friends are forever.
Howard: *Coughing* So is tenure.

Quote from the episode The Closure Alternative

Raj: I can see my little princess while I'm at work, right?
Howard: Why can't you just watch porn like a normal guy?

Quote from the episode The Robotic Manipulation

Leonard: You slipped and fell into a robot hand?
Wolowitz: Yes
Raj: Penis first?
Wolowitz: Yes!

Quote from the episode The Parking Spot Escalation

Leonard: What are you doing?
Wolowitz: Well, he wasn't using it, and I needed some cool leather to wiggle my naked ass on.

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