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Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Leonard: What happened to him?
Howard: He wouldn't sleep so I gave him a glass of warm milk with a handful of my mother's Valium in it. Tag you're it!

Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Wolowitz: Qu'est-ce que 'sup?

Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Raj: Tag, you're it!
Howard: Shouldn't you put him in a brown paper bag and set him on fire?

Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Raj: He was a lot more fun when he had no hope.
Howard: Give him time.

Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Mrs. Wolowitz:What's going on? Are you boys rough housing?
Howard: We're just talking, Ma!
Mrs. Wolowitz: If you don't settle down right now, I'm not gonna let you have any more sleepovers.
Howard: For God's Sake, Ma, I'm 27 years old. And it's not even a school night.

Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor

Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.
Sheldon: Why?
Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.

Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor

Howard: Not now, I have a blog to find.

Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor

Raj: (Reading Game Card) Enslaved by warlocks, stay here till you roll 2,4,or --
Leonard: She was mad at him, she was done with him, the relationship was broken beyond repair and I walked over there and I fixed it.
Howard: Boy that story gets better every time you hear it.

Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor

Howard: Apparently, he posted intimate details of their physical relationship on his blog, which I cannot find anywhere.

Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction

Howard: Try telling him it's a non-optional social convention.
Penny: What?
Howard: Just do it!
Penny: It's a non-optional social convention.
Sheldon: Oh, fair enough.
Howard: He came with a manual.

Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction

Howard: (Talking to his private parts) I'm doing this for you, Little Buddy. (Eats the Granola bar)

Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction

Penny: He just doesn't know he wants one because he's never had one.
Howard: I suppose that's possible, but for the record, I've never had a threesome and yet I still know I want one.

Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction

Howard: Okay, I get it. I know how the world works. How about if I were to introduce you to the man who freed your people.
Nurse: Unless my people were freed by Benjamin Franklin and his five twin brothers, you are wasting your time.

Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction

Leonard: Say what you will about the healthcare system in this country, but when they're afraid of lawsuits they sure test everything.
Howard: I really don't think the colonoscopy was necessary.

Quote from the episode The Pork Chop Indeterminacy

Wolowitz: Is it 'cause I'm Jewish, 'cause I’d kill my Rabbi with a porkchop to be with your sister.

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