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Quote from the episode The 21-Second Excitation

Howard: We're looking for Sheldon, not Marmaduke.

Quote from the episode The 21-Second Excitation

Howard: I'm guessing 21 seconds had something to do with that too.

Quote from the episode The Pork Chop Indeterminacy

Howard: Hey, look at me I'm a fancy Indian man! We invented pajamas! (About what Raj said to Sheldon's sister.)

Quote from the episode The Pork Chop Indeterminacy

Howard: Nobody ever expects me. And bam! Howard Wolowitz.

Quote from the episode The Pork Chop Indeterminacy

Howard: Destiny thy name is Anaheim!

Quote from the episode The Pork Chop Indeterminacy

Howard: Well, she's free to examine my briefs.
Leonard: Howard!
Howard: I know! I'm disgusting. I should be punished. By her. Oh, look I did it again.

Quote from the episode The Zazzy Substitution

*Howard imitates Raj's drunken Bollywood Breakdance*
Raj: That's very offensive.
Howard: Yeah, we all thought so.

Quote from the episode The Lizard-Spock Expansion

Howard: Kind of a "Mars rover, Mars rover, can Howard come over?" situation.

Quote from the episode The Zazzy Substitution

Howard: Women, you can't live with them. You can't successfully refute their hypotheses.
Sheldon: Amen to that.

Quote from the episode The Hot Troll Deviation

Howard: For all we know Glacinda the Troll wasn't even a real woman. She could have been a fifty year old truck driver from New Jersey.

Quote from the episode The Zazzy Substitution

Howard: On the potty, what are you five?
Raj: It's a potty, what do you call it?
Howard: A toilet.
Raj: That's a little vulgar for the dinner table, don't you think?
Howard: And potty is okay?
Raj: Potty is innocent. Potty is adorable.
Howard: What do you do on the potty, wee-wee?
Raj: If I don't have to boom-boom.

Quote from the episode The Fuzzy Boots Corollary

Wolowitz: I am the sword master!

Quote from the episode The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification

Howard: Hey look, it's Leonard and R2-D-bag!

Quote from the episode The Robotic Manipulation

Wolowitz: Winnie-the-Pooh is out of the honey tree.

Quote from the episode The Nerdvana Annihilation

Penny: It is the things you love that make you who you are.
Wolowitz: I guess that makes me large breasts.

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