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Quote from the episode The Staircase Implementation

Sheldon: Third barrier passed. You have won the right to see your room. Huzzah!
Leonard: Is this it?
Sheldon: No, this is my room. People don't go in my room.
Leonard: So where do you sleep?
Sheldon: I don't understand.
Leonard: If people don't go in there, and you're people, and… You are people, aren't you? Making a joke.
Sheldon: Do you do this often?
Leonard: On occasion.

Quote from the episode The Staircase Implementation

Leonard: Do I get some sympathy now?
Penny: A little bit. Okay. Let me get this straight. You move in with this guy, he makes you sign a ridiculous roommate agreement, then he walks into your bedroom while you're doing this Joyce Kim, and you still stay?
Leonard: Actually, I couldn't get too mad at him about Joyce Kim.
Penny: Why not?
Leonard: Well, I was doing some government research at the time, you know, military, rocket fuel. It's kind of secret.
Penny: What does that have to do with Joyce Kim?
Leonard: As it turns out, she was a North Korean spy. Luckily, Sheldon drove her out before I revealed anything important. Which I'm not saying I would have.

Quote from the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Leonard: Everyone's waiting. What are you guys doing?
Amy: Super asymmetry.
Leonard: Super asymmetry? Is that a thing?
Sheldon: We're inventing it right now.
Leonard: Don't you think this can wait until - Hold on. This is interesting.

Quote from the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Sheldon: Are you having an allergic reaction to my boutonniere?
Leonard: No. I'm just so happy for you. And for me. After today, you are officially - and, more important, legally - Amy's problem.
Sheldon: Don't be silly, Leonard. I will always be your problem.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Leonard: Sheldon, you need to apologize to your brother.
Sheldon: I'm sorry?
Leonard: Yes. Like that, but nicer, and that way.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Sheldon: Hey, Leonard, good news. We do have time to visit the Museum of the American Railroad!
Leonard: I'd say no, but what's the point?

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Leonard: Wow. That was impressive.
Georgie: Yeah. Well, it's easy when you love your product and hate Tony Romo.
Leonard: (laughs) Yeah, that guy's the - Actually, I don't, I don't know who that guy is.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Georgie: If you are here about Sheldon's wedding, don't bother.
Leonard: Come on. I-I know you two have your differences.
Georgie: You mean pretty much everything about us?
Leonard: Well, not everything. (laughs) You're both tall ... you have the same last name ... Maybe I shouldn't have started this like it was a list.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Georgie: You have no idea what you are talking about.
Leonard: Ooh, there. That, that was very Sheldon.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Georgie: Come on. He was still gonna get beat up for wearing that dress.
Leonard: Well, didn't you sit on his head while he tried to watch Star Trek?
Georgie: Well, yeah, but that was hilarious.
Leonard: That is pretty hilarious, yeah.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Georgie: Look, I mean, I always looked out for him at school. I drove him everywhere. I apologized to people when he was rude.
Leonard: Yeah. I've done all that. I've also removed all the red balloons from his Lucky Charms because they weren't "Irish enough".

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Georgie: Leonard, you want a beer?
Leonard: Yeah, I would love a beer.
Georgie: There you go.
Leonard: Thanks. Can you open it for me?
Georgie: No, it's a twist-off.
Leonard: I know.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Georgie: What do you want, Sheldon?
Sheldon: Why aren't you returning my phone calls?
Georgie: You're supposed to be the smart one; you figure it out.
Leonard: He's not that kind of smart. You might want to give him a hint.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Sheldon: Oh, maybe it's fine if she doesn't come to the wedding. I've got Amy now, and she can do everything a mom can do and more.
Leonard: Say that to her on the wedding night. Really spice things up.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Sheldon: This is all Georgie's fault. My whole childhood, he was mean to me.
Leonard: Sorry. I know what it's like to live with a bully.
Sheldon: Your brother bullied you?
Leonard: Oh, I was talking about Penny, but sure, yeah.

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