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Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Raj: So am I gonna be, like, the only single guy at Sheldon's wedding?
Leonard: No. There-There'll be a lot of single people there. Stuart, Amy's great-aunt. Although, Stuart's already friended her on Facebook, so, better move quick.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Raj: I got to find a date. I don't want to be that sad single friend that everyone looks at with pity.
Leonard: Uh, I'm-I'm afraid that ship may have sailed.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Sheldon: Leonard, you have a brother, right?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Is he the worst? Is he an unspeakable abomination? Does the very thought of him make your skin crawl?
Leonard: Well, he laughs at his own jokes, but otherwise he's okay.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Leonard: [on the plane with Sheldon to Texas] I kept saying no. H-H-How am I here?

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Leonard: Oh, excuse me. Uh, we're looking for a Georgie Cooper.
Margaret: One second, I'll check to see if the doctor's in.
Sheldon: He is not a doctor. (scoffs) There's only one doctor here and it's me.
Leonard: I'm also a doctor.
Sheldon: Do you want to wait in the car?
Leonard: I wanted to wait in California.

Quote from the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Penny: What did you tell them?
Leonard: Nothing bad, just that last night was fine.
Penny: Fine? You said it was fine?
Leonard: Yeah, it's a perfectly good word. You put it in front of wine or dining, and you've really got something.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Sheldon: It's so frustrating that science should be held hostage to the almighty dollar.
Leonard: Well, don't give up. You'll find that money somewhere.
Howard: You really think so?
Leonard: No, but it's good that he has a hobby.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Sheldon: Well, that's not the worst idea.
Leonard: Um, it is the worst idea, and I'm including the year that Raj wore nothing but tracksuits.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Leonard: Yeah, you-you just have to be patient.
Sheldon: But what if while I'm being patient, someone more relentless than me badgers their university into giving them money?
Howard: If there's someone more relentless than you, I'd like to meet them.
Leonard: I would not.

Quote from the episode The Friendship Contraction

Leonard: Listen, Sheldon, this is stupid. I don't see why we can't be friends. And I'm willing to drive you around and help you out with stuff. I just don't want to do it because of some silly roommate agreement.
Sheldon: What are you proposing?
Leonard: That we go back to the way things were. But when I do something for you, you show a little appreciation.
Sheldon: And how would I do that?
Leonard: You say thank you.
Sheldon: Every time?
Leonard: It's not crazy.

Quote from the episode The Vegas Renormalization

Howard: Okay, are you from Star Wars universe?
Leonard: Yes.
Howard: Were you in the original trilogy?
Leonard: Yes.
Howard: Is there a picture of you in my wallet wearing a metal bikini?
Leonard: God, I hope not. And no, I'm not Princess Leia.

Quote from the episode The Vegas Renormalization

Raj: Oh, we should have a plan in case one of us gets lucky.
Leonard: Okay, uh, if I get lucky I'll take her to my stately manor outside Gotham City, and if you get lucky, I'll sleep on the moon.
Raj: Sounds like a plan.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Leonard: I guess you're just gonna have to swallow your pride.
Raj: I, I, I can't do that.
Leonard: Sure you can, just pretend it's two or three doughnuts.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Raj: This is all my fault. I brought this upon myself. I'm a bad scientist. I'm a selfish person.
Leonard: No, no, don't get upset. You're not a bad person. Just let me talk to Penny. I'm-I'm sure I can make her understand.
Raj: Thank you. You're a good friend, Leonard.
Leonard: I'm glad you think so, 'cause I may be living here soon.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Penny: Where have you been?
Leonard: I went to yell at Raj.
Penny: And? Is he gonna give me back my comet?
Leonard: Interesting thing.
Penny: Did you cave?
Leonard: Maybe I did, or maybe I did.

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