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Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Leonard: [on the plane with Sheldon to Texas] I kept saying no. H-H-How am I here?

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Sheldon: Leonard, you have a brother, right?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Is he the worst? Is he an unspeakable abomination? Does the very thought of him make your skin crawl?
Leonard: Well, he laughs at his own jokes, but otherwise he's okay.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Raj: I got to find a date. I don't want to be that sad single friend that everyone looks at with pity.
Leonard: Uh, I'm-I'm afraid that ship may have sailed.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Raj: So am I gonna be, like, the only single guy at Sheldon's wedding?
Leonard: No. There-There'll be a lot of single people there. Stuart, Amy's great-aunt. Although, Stuart's already friended her on Facebook, so, better move quick.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Georgie: After all my sacrifices, guess which kid my mom is the most proud of?
Leonard: If it makes you feel any better, my mom's most proud of Sheldon, too.

Quote from the episode The Sibling Realignment

Georgie: So you know what I'm talking about. And has he ever thanked you?
Leonard: Not in so many words, or any words.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Sheldon: Well, that's not the worst idea.
Leonard: Um, it is the worst idea, and I'm including the year that Raj wore nothing but tracksuits.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Sheldon: It's so frustrating that science should be held hostage to the almighty dollar.
Leonard: Well, don't give up. You'll find that money somewhere.
Howard: You really think so?
Leonard: No, but it's good that he has a hobby.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Leonard: Yeah, you-you just have to be patient.
Sheldon: But what if while I'm being patient, someone more relentless than me badgers their university into giving them money?
Howard: If there's someone more relentless than you, I'd like to meet them.
Leonard: I would not.

Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency

Sheldon: And look at the cool incentives I'm offering.
Leonard: "For $50,000, I will examine your diet and create a customized bathroom schedule." That's fitting, 50 grand down the toilet.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Leonard: But I did realize something. I-I don't need to fight your battles. You you are a strong and independent woman. You have your own voice. And, to quote another strong woman, Katy Perry, it's time to hear you roar.
Penny: Did you just think of that on your way home?
Leonard: What do you want from me? The song was on in the car. But it doesn't mean that it's not true.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Penny: Where have you been?
Leonard: I went to yell at Raj.
Penny: And? Is he gonna give me back my comet?
Leonard: Interesting thing.
Penny: Did you cave?
Leonard: Maybe I did, or maybe I did.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Raj: This is all my fault. I brought this upon myself. I'm a bad scientist. I'm a selfish person.
Leonard: No, no, don't get upset. You're not a bad person. Just let me talk to Penny. I'm-I'm sure I can make her understand.
Raj: Thank you. You're a good friend, Leonard.
Leonard: I'm glad you think so, 'cause I may be living here soon.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Leonard: I guess you're just gonna have to swallow your pride.
Raj: I, I, I can't do that.
Leonard: Sure you can, just pretend it's two or three doughnuts.

Quote from the episode The Comet Polarization

Raj: I honestly don't think that that qualifies as a discovery.
Penny: But I took the picture.
Raj: Because I told you to! Like, if a monkey took the picture, did it discover the comet?
Penny: Excuse me?!
Leonard: Uh, he didn't mean monkey.
Penny: Get the hell out of my apartment!
Leonard: And she didn't mean that. [Penny turns to Leonard] Actually, I think she did. You should go.

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