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Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Sheldon: I'm fine.
Leonard: Okay ... and yet he cried when they changed the Raisin Bran box.

Quote from the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Penny: Hi, wanna do yoga with me?
Leonard: Let me just have some coffee first and then I'll have the strength to tell you how much I won't be doing that.

Quote from the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Leonard: A butterfly could have gotten himself home from Arizona.

Quote from the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Penny: So you want me to be a teacher's pet?
Bernadette: Couldn't hurt.
Leonard: I don't know. Who here has ever been hurt because they were the teacher's pet?
*Sheldon, Amy, Howard, Leonard and Raj raise their hands*

Quote from the episode The Anxiety Optimization

Leonard: Your George Lucas autograph is really a me autograph.

Quote from the episode The 43 Peculiarity

Leonard: You, uh, moving in to the apartment on the fifth floor?
Cole: No, I was just visiting a friend.
Leonard: Oh, cool. The cute blond on four?
Cole: Yeah, you know her?
Leonard: I see her around. I like to keep my distance because her boyfriend is a pretty scary dude.
Cole: Really?
Leonard: Yeah. He's ganged up.
Cole: She told me he's a scientist.
Leonard: That's the name of his gang. The Scientists. They're crazy.
Cole: Well, thanks for the tip.
Leonard: No problem, brother. Stay frosty.

Quote from the episode The 43 Peculiarity

Alex: Oh, hello, Dr. Hofstadter.
Leonard: Hey, Alex, call me Leonard. Dr. Hofstadter is my father. And my mother. And my sister. And our cat. Although I'm pretty sure Dr. Boots Hofstadter's degree was honorary.

Quote from the episode The Fish Guts Displacement

Leonard: My dad was an anthropologist. The only father-son time he spent was with a 2,000-year-old skeleton of a Etruscan boy. I hated that kid.

Quote from the episode The Higgs Boson Observation

Alex: I'm Alex, Dr. Cooper's new assistant.
Leonard: Ah, congratulations and may God have mercy on your soul. I'm Leonard.

Quote from the episode The Troll Manifestation

Leonard: One calls it insightful and innovative. We're insightful and innovative.
Sheldon: Nice to meet you, Mr. Insightful.
Leonard: Ah, the pleasure is mine, Mr. Innovative.

Quote from the episode The Troll Manifestation

Leonard: Do you really want him to write back?
Sheldon: I do. And no matter how he responds, I'm going to destroy him with a picture of a bored cat saying "Oh, really?"
Leonard: Mee-wow.

Quote from the episode The Extract Obliteration

Leonard: It's like when I started doing chin-ups. I didn't want you to see until I could do one. FYI, really close.

Quote from the episode The Decoupling Fluctuation

Sheldon: There's something I need to tell you.
Leonard: Okay.
Sheldon: I can't tell you.
Leonard: Why?
Sheldon: I can't tell you why I can't tell you. So I guess there's two things I can't tell you.
Leonard: I wish there were more.

Quote from the episode The Holographic Excitation

Penny: So, what ya doing? Better not be building a robot girlfriend.
Leonard: No. Although Howard was making some real strides in that area until he met Bernadette.
Penny: You're kidding.
Leonard: Nope. Now the Lisatronic 3000 just sits in a box waiting for the phone to ring.

Quote from the episode The Holographic Excitation

Leonard: It's kind of crazy. I've never fooled around in the lab before.
Penny: Really? Never?
Leonard: No. I did have a shot with the Lisatronic, but the extension cord wasn't long enough.

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